If it ain’t rainin’, we ain’t training. Or, more accurately, if we ain’t trainin’, it ain’t rainin’.

Pack your Goretex on every field op, because the good lord certainly has a sense of humor as it pertains to Marines. Maybe we did something in a past life that irked him the wrong way. I dunno. He seems to have a soft spot for making the lives of Marines miserable.

After all, why else are we the only ones standing post up there?