Tag: god

  • Welcome to the Rapture

    Welcome to the Rapture

    Marines have a tumultuous relationship with God and other heavenly beings. Some claim that God seems to love Marines, but if that were true, why does he make them stand post on the streets of Heaven? It seems Marines can never catch a break, alive or dead, and so it would be fitting that even if the world were to end tomorrow, you’d still have to go on this field op.

    Pack your shit.

    I got really sucked into the whole rapture thing this week, but probably not for the reasons that the insane people on TikTok who believe it’s happening do. You see, I came across the Panama meteor alien on TikTok randomly, which told TikTok that I must really love dumb conspiracy stuff, so consequently the algorithm started serving me up a ton of weirdos preparing for this heavenly event.

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  • Memorial Day 2023

    Memorial Day 2023

    Mikey makes a great point here. Maybe this is why God’s relationship with the Marines is… tumultuous, at best. I mean, how else are Staff NCO’s with 4 divorces under their belts before the age of 30 getting into heaven?

    Are we even going to mention that Marines have affectionately adopted the nickname of “devil dogs?”

    Happy Memorial Day everyone, and I truly mean that. Today is a day that we honor our fallen, but it should be a happy day. Spend it with your family, your friends, your children, enjoying your life in honor of those who can’t.

    It’s what these hooligans upstairs would want for you.

  • Inclemently Weathered

    Inclemently Weathered

    If it ain’t rainin’, we ain’t training. Or, more accurately, if we ain’t trainin’, it ain’t rainin’.

    Pack your Goretex on every field op, because the good lord certainly has a sense of humor as it pertains to Marines. Maybe we did something in a past life that irked him the wrong way. I dunno. He seems to have a soft spot for making the lives of Marines miserable.

    After all, why else are we the only ones standing post up there?