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This little comic strip of mine has given me some dubious honors over the years. One of them is that I have become the defacto dick art guy simply because I’ve done a couple of comic strips about the penis doodlings of Marines across the globe. You do one or two comics about penis art and all of the sudden everyone wants to send you photos of penises. It’s a weird feeling, knowing that as soon as someone sees a funny penis they have a gut reaction to send it to you. I’m not sure if I should feel honored or ashamed, but I’ll take either one.
Either way, it’s an interesting phenomenon. Recently the question was raised on my Twitter of whether or not female Marines engage in the doodling of phallic members on shitter walls or if perhaps they prefer their own genitalia in the matter.
So.. Do female Marines draw vaginas on everything? @TLCplMax
— Chris Buege (@BuegeCJ) December 7, 2014
After careful pondering and consideration I have come to the only logical conclusion that female Marines can not possibly draw vaginas, and therefore must draw penises like their male counterparts. Why?
A simple fact: you will rarely see a vagina drawn on a bathroom wall.
With the abundance of male genitalia decorating the inside of any bathroom (portable or otherwise), one must come to the conclusion that either females don’t doodle on the wall at all, or they also draw dicks. Since I refuse to believe the former, I’m forced to accept the latter.
This is science.
In other news, I might drop off the face of the earth for a little bit while I work on the book. You know… the book. I mean, I’ve been working on it, but I’m trying to really kick it up right now to finally, actually get it out the door. A fun fact: the over 200 pages of this book will have more drawings in it than my entire library of over 600 comic strips (between the website and the Marine Times). If this book doesn’t kill me before I finish it, I think it will be as rewarding of an experience as it is difficult. Anyway, it’s been a long time, but stand by to stand by and I’ll have more news on it soon.
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