Terminal Lance “Be My Valentine”

February 14, 2020

It’s Valentine’s Day, the time of year where we all take stock of our romantic lives and cherish the ones we hold dear. For Marines, there’s not a lot of room for romantic relationships, which probably explains the 85% divorce rate among enlisted Marines. This is because the Corps is a jealous bitch, and wants you all to themselves.

In other words, the Corps is every Marine’s Valentine.

So don’t feel lonely, because nearly every day and night you are sure to feel the warm embrace of the green weenie to keep you company. Whether you’re in the field getting rained on while you sleep, or you’re back in the rear doing dumb games because of something you didn’t even do, you can always count on the Marine Corps to keep you company.

Happy Valentine’s Day Marines.