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CLAP THEM CHEEKS!
This is among the many catchy slogans being chanted outside of the top secret Air Force base in Nevada today, otherwise known as Area 51. Today marks the big day, where memelords and internet dwellers of all stripes gather to see them aliens and to clap them alien cheeks.
Protesters outside #Area51 are chanting "clap them cheeks" at 5 AM local time.
I don't know what to make of this. https://t.co/Qn5o4rZtxy
— Joel Franco (@OfficialJoelF) September 20, 2019
We all know that something is hidden in the secretive facility, one can only guess it must involve succulent alien cheeks. Weirdly enough, this isn’t the only alien-military news to come out into the light this week. The US Navy yesterday confirmed that the UFO footage released last year is indeed real, and probably shouldn’t have been released.
Perhaps the UFO’s in the sky are just the drunk, internet-fueled millennial aliens storming earth to clap some human cheeks.
The truth is out there.
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