You won’t find a group of more aesthetically concerned straight men on the planet than you will in the United States Marine Corps.
Appearance is everything, and Marines make it known every day by berating and correcting others on their appearance and adherence to the standards of the Corps. Everything from haircuts to shoe-shine is free game when it comes to policing each other on their outward display. Admittedly, this shouldn’t come as a surprise, as everyone knows that Marines by far have the best uniforms.
I like to think that there’s a board of extremely gay men somewhere at the Pentagon deciding how to make Marines look the most fuckable of all of the branches of service.
This will probably be a strip of its own by the end of the month.
Though, really, a group of extremely gay men describes most of the Marine Corps.
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