Terminal Lance #316 “Dress Blue Alpha Male”
April 11, 2014
Marine Dress Blues have a powerful effect on women. They don’t call them ‘panty droppers’ for no reason. Many studies have shown that females will immediately enter ovulation and possibly become pregnant at the sight of a Marine sporting full Dress Blue Alphas in person. I don’t make these rules, it’s science. Look it up.
It’s no secret that the Marine Corps Dress Blues are, by far, the most desirable uniform in the entire world. Other branches certainly have their own form of dress and service uniforms, but none of them come close to matching the majesty of that black coat with the red trim. It’s the reason many Marines choose the Marine Corps over the other branches. You could join the Army, but would you look nearly as cool? Probably not. Wear your dress blues home and you can be sure to find slug trails from all women that come into contact with you.
Featured in today’s comic is a Marine by the name of Jordan Petersen with 3rd Radio Bn in Hawaii. Jordan was one of my Kickstarter backers that bought his way into a comic strip featuring himself. I know, the Kickstarter was a while ago, but comics featuring backers are still going to be rolling out for a while (I think I’ve got about 30 more to go).
For your weekend liberty brief:
Don’t drink too much, and be careful if you wear your Dress Blue uniform out in town… it’s a dangerous risk.