Maximilian

Creator


Terminal Lance “Goodbye 2016”

January 3, 2017

Congratulations you guys, we all made it out of 2016 alive.

As we enter the new year, please join me in mourning the following things we lost in 2016. Please bow your head out of respect.

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Desert Cammies

 

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Princess Leia

 

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Harambe

Thank you.

The death of desert cammies was a shock to the Marine Corps, and Marines everywhere took it very hard. It’s nothing against Woodlands… They’re cool, I guess… But they just aren’t the same.

In all honesty, 2016 wasn’t a bad year for me personally, despite what the internet keeps saying. I became a New York Times best selling author and got engaged to the girl of my dreams. I expect 2017 to be equally great, as I’ve begun working on a lot of new things–both Terminal Lance and otherwise–that I’m passionate about. Stay tuned, hopefully by the end of the month I’ll be making some cool announcements for some new stuff!

Also, I’d like to apologize for the random redirect ads we’ve been experiencing. Still trying to narrow things down, but hopefully will be resolved shortly.