Maximilian

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Terminal Lance #229 “She Don’t Rate”

October 5, 2012

If the stereotype for enlisted wives is to be a morbidly obese baby-factory that lives on benefits and sorrow; then surely the opposite is in place for officer wives. It’s actually much less common to see a married Lieutenant, but when you do, they usually have some kind of super-hot trophy wife that they only occasionally show to the public at required events. I’m being completely serious when I say that one of my platoon commanders’ wife turned out to be a professional model.

I would wonder why, but I think it’s pretty obviously a case of circumstance. Officers have money, they’ve been to college, they’re in a much better position to be selective and generally don’t get married just to get out of the barracks. As well, for as much as we all like to make fun of officers, they tend to generally be more level-headed and well-versed than the average enlisted.

So it’s a fact: officers can pull some tail. Good on them. They’re still douchebags. (I kid)

In other news, I’m looking at getting some fun things together for the site in the near future. Contests and such. We haven’t had a contest around here in a while, and I need to get my head back in the game. Look forward to more soon!