Terminal Lance “Dog House”
This is why we can’t have nice things. Well, more specifically, Marines are why we can’t have nice things. They let devil dogs ...
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Terminal Lance “The New Guy”
New Lieutenants are great. They’re basically exactly like the boots you get straight from SOI, except you have to respect them. I’m pretty ...
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Terminal Lance #440 “Period of Instruction”
Okay this is a joke, this class isn’t actually taught in TAPS/SEPS, but it should be. The transition from active duty to civilian ...
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Terminal Lance “Founded in a Tavern”
You drink, I drink, we all drink! Lest we forget, the Corps was founded in a tavern back in 1775, the day my Marine ...
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Terminal Lance #439 “Prize Inside”
Why is this not a thing? MRE’s are like happy meals for Marines, except they make you incredibly sad. I propose that we ...
Terminal Lance “Offended III”
A big deal on the national stage this week has been 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick. The Veteran Outrage Machine™ has been in full ...
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Terminal Lance #438 “Swipe Left”
I’ll admit, I’ve never used Tinder on a Marine Corps base, but I can imagine this is basically what it’s like. There’s not ...
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Terminal Lance #437 “Warranted”
There exists in many military myths and legends an animal that is rarely seen by man. Its collar is adorned with a unique ...
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Terminal Lance #436 “Fraud, Waste and Abuse”
This is why we can’t have nice things. Chemlights, otherwise known as glowsticks, are an integral part of training and field operations for Marines. ...
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Terminal Lance #435 “Traveling Abroad”
I’ve often heard it said that a bitching Marine is a happy Marine. To be frank, I’m not sure if I agree with ...
