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If it ain’t rainin’, we ain’t training. Or, more accurately, if we ain’t trainin’, it ain’t rainin’.
Pack your Goretex on every field op, because the good lord certainly has a sense of humor as it pertains to Marines. Maybe we did something in a past life that irked him the wrong way. I dunno. He seems to have a soft spot for making the lives of Marines miserable.
After all, why else are we the only ones standing post up there?
Maybe because we stole the globe when He rested.