Terminal Lance “Her Name is Rio”

…Only she doesn’t dance on the stands, because she has encephalitis.

As I’m sure you all know, the 2016 Olympics begin today in Rio, and it’s been a nonstop shitshow leading up to it. This strip isn’t even particularly out of left field, as Marines (and others) actually were sent to the cesspool of drug-ridden favelas and disease to boost security operations with the local forces.

At the very least, those guys will probably see more action in Rio than anywhere else right now. That is, assuming they don’t fall victim to the Zika virus or any of the “super bacteria” floating around in the shitwater in which athletes have to swim.

Rio literally is a shitshow.

I’ll be cheering on our US athletes’ immune systems more than their physical prowess over the following weeks. Good luck Marines.

In other news, I’m pretty much set up here now, which is great. A lot has been going on behind the scenes here, and I’m excited to make some announcements pretty soon…