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In all seriousness, Abe might have a real problem and should probably get help. Celebrating Saint Patrick’s Day is especially easy for Marines, because we drink profusely and already wear green every fucking day. If you didn’t know any better, you would think every day is Saint Patrick’s Day in the Marine Corps with Marines running around in “green on green” PT gear and reeking of the last night’s binge.
Of course, it would be remiss of me not to provide you with some good influence as well. I urge you all to drink safely in your barracks rooms and hide when the OOD comes by. Don’t piss off the side of the catwalk when the Staff Duty comes around and make sure to drink enough alcohol to be hydrated the next day.
Happy Saint Patrick’s Day, Marines.
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