Terminal Lance “Super Marine Odyssey”

October 27, 2017

I think Mario might have bitten off more than he could chew here.

Instead of an underwater level, he’s gotta do the Helo dunker in the base swimming pool. Instead of saving Princess Peach from Bowser, he’s gonna be saving her from a room full of thirsty Marines in the barracks. Instead of collecting moons and coins, he’ll be collecting cigarette butts off of my fucking deck.

In case you couldn’t tell, I’m a huge nerd and I love video games. I’m honestly way too excited about the new Super Mario Odyssey coming out today for Nintendo Switch, since I’ve been playing Mario avidly since I was old enough to hold an NES controller. I’ve got some other very big news coming soon, but in the meantime, I’m just gonna leave you with this…