Terminal Lance “Halloween 2016: Costume”
November 1, 2016
It’s that time of year again, where confused veterans aren’t sure if they should give their child a pass on their costume choice of digital camouflage or post his photo to a stolen valor Facebook page and make him famous. It’s hard to be too angry though, at least the costumes you can buy are loaded with authentic details. After all, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Obviously this is a joke, I don’t really have too much important to add to this. In other news, I returned to America the Beautiful this weekend and immediately became stricken with food poisoning, which has been a fun time on my couch playing Battlefield 1 when I’m not vomiting or shitting my pants.
I should be better within the week though, which is good, because there’s some cool events coming up this weekend!
I will be at Wordstock Portland Book Festival on Saturday! I’ll be speaking on a panel and there will be a book signing afterward! Click the image above for details.
…And on Sunday I’ll be at the Texas Book Festival in Austin! I will also be on a panel there, so come by and say hi! Click the image for details.
Needless to say, it’s gonna be a busy weekend, as I’ll be traveling around some more. However, I’ll be back in California and at Camp Pendleton next week on the 11th! More details on that coming soon.
On a side note, I’m still looking for content. What I mean by that is that I’m looking for writers to write op-eds, not your ideas for comic strips and the like. If you’re interested in really writing something for TL, send me an email and send me something funny of yours.