Terminal Lance “Revenge of the Dependapotamus” #1
November 29, 2013
Today marks the beginning of my holiday Revenge of the Dependapotamus fest. The great Lance Corporal Garcia has made the terrible mistake of drunkenly entering into a contract marriage with a woman at the E-Club! It is up to a lone Lance Corporal to rescue him from his imminent doom.
I know, I know, Abe and Garcia are stationed in Hawaii–howcome they’re in 29 Palms? Well we just have to assume that they were there for Mojave Viper or something.
Just roll with me here.
For those of you that might not know what’s going on here, this is a 10-part storyline like the Necropocalypse a couple of years ago. I’ve actually had this one in my head for a long time, but it wasn’t until the Kickstarter that I had a good opportunity to put it out. Star Wars is obviously a fairly well-parodied item in the world of media, and this is no different. The Marine Corps and Star Wars already share a lot of the same mythos, with Wookies and such, plus things like how Yoda is who makes all of those horrendous tray-rat sausages you eat in the field.