Terminal Lance “December Twenty-First, Twenty-Twelve”
December 21, 2012
Well the world is ending today, isn’t it? I hope not, I’ve still got a ton of shit I need to do before I die: like see a Tijuana donkey show or eat a pizza crafted on the bare thighs of Japanese virgins.
Okay but really, anyone who actually thought the world was going to end today is just silly. Everyone knows it was all just a lame marketing ploy that got hyped up for the release of 2010’s extremely shitty film “2012” starring the extremely shitty John Cusack in an extremely shitty plot that was full of shit. At least that movie didn’t have computer animated wolves, ala “Day After Tomorrow,” an equally shitty movie about the end of the world.
In other news, I appreciate everyone supporting Terminal Lance by purchasing the Necropocalypse mini-comics I put up for sale. Unfortunately I sold out within a few hours, as I only had a very limited stock of 50. I’ll be going to Oregon for Christmas this weekend, but perhaps when I come back I can put some more up for sale.
I also want to thank everyone for helping out my good friend Brian Iglesias with his Chosin project on Kickstarter, which has now officially reached its goal of $25,000! You guys are fucking awesome, I’m sure it will be worth it!
Lastly, Merry Christmas. Enjoy your family and have a good weekend (unless you’re in Afghanistan right now, in which case: carry on).