Unless you’ve been living under a HESCO barrier for the last 6 months, you’re probably well aware that Mila Kunis will indeed be attending the Marine Corps Ball this weekend. Much to the command’s dismay, I’m sure, as I can only imagine the libo-brief will go something like this for the entire week. In my strange, twisted head, I imagine that the Lance Corporals will have no problem leaving the lovely actress alone, but rather the Staff NCO’s and Officers will use their rank to get in a couple words with her.
Of course, this is but one of many strange and confusing things that goes on in my head.
I’m sure you’re all aware by now that Justin Timberlake attended a ball this Saturday with Cpl. Kelsey De Santis. I’m happy everything went as well as it did, and I’m glad that he had a great time. Then again, there’s no grunts in Richmond, so clearly there was nobody to get sloshed and call him a pussy for selling out Mark Zuckerberg’s best friend. (Apparently this sentence upset people. I’m referring to the fact that there’s no infantry battalions in Richmond. I understand there were grunts with Instructor Battalion at the ball) He wrote a great blog post on the event, you can read it here. As out of proportion as the whole celebrity/YouTube thing got, I’m glad to see that a few of them were able to come out and experience a part of American culture otherwise kept largely in secret.
Oh yeah, and Linda Hamilton from Terminator attended the ball recently as well.
I’m sure nothing crazy will happen, but I am excited to read about how the ball with Mila Kunis goes.
I just want to throw it out there again that No-Shave November is in full effect. I feel disgusting but I refuse to shave until the month is over, even though my hispanic father has cursed me with an inability to grow a full beard, I have too much pride to shave. For details on the MAX-Stache contest, where you could win a free book and T-shirt, click here.