lol Marines are alcoholics.

Well everyone knows this weekend is the Marine Corps’ 237th birthday. It’s a time of balls and overpriced dinners, car washes and dependents in full force. Units are celebrating their birthday balls either today or tomorrow or already have earlier in the week. One thing is certain, seeing which Staff NCO inappropriately gets completely sloshed and fucks up the entire night is the name of the game. Generally speaking, someone is going to end up getting dragged off against their will.

My money is on Gunny.

Happy 237th Birthday, Marines.