How great would this be? I always wondered why you never see non-Marine husbands on base. You see the wives all the time… so many wives. But aren’t there married female Marines? Where are these heroes of men? This is truly the ultimate dream of every man–to live obligation-free under the paycheck and government benefits of a female service member.
This is a fantasy. This is literally all I would do. I wouldn’t even care if she were cheating on me with a good-looking Marine, I’d just bask in the glory of my accomplishment. To turn these tables would be the ultimate irony for the average Lance Corporal; the only difference is I wouldn’t be able to pop out a few kids from my gaping vagina. Regardless, every time we had sex I would intently keep my ejaculate inside of this poor woman for as long as I could, hoping for the skipped period that would further spell out my permanence in her life with the obligation of parenthood and family. My anchor-babies into this poor woman’s life would be called Eagle, Globe and Anchor babies.
My life would be awesome, and I would be happy.
In other news, I know I’ve been gone for a while. I wasn’t originally planning on taking last week off but some pretty major life events unfolded for me over the last couple of weeks. Due to stress and anxiety I lost 10 lbs, it was a great diet and I recommend it to everyone.
I wanted to say thank you for bearing with me in these difficult times of mine. I am but a man, and I in fact have my own problems. I also wanted to thank you all for the outpouring of support I received via email, Facebook and otherwise. I don’t want to go into details, but I’ll be starting a new chapter in my life very soon, and this change is the kind that comes with great sorrow.
Things are looking up though, and I am moving on and getting back to work.
More Terminal Lance to come.