Terminal Lance #130 “Just Whip it out, Already”
June 7, 2011
The great cold war of the Marine Corps! The debate between the east and west of the Marine Corps has raged on for as long as there’s been separate boot camps on opposite ends of the country. The obvious difference between the two is the terrain–one being rough, rugged and mountainous–the other being flat, swampy and cold (or hot depending on the time of year). I’ll admit, I’m a west coast guy myself–or a “Hollywood” Marine as I’ve heard we’re called.
In the end, it doesn’t particularly matter, but I do take a certain amount of pride in the accomplishments of our grueling hikes on the west side. I recall our hikes in the fleet–the west coast Marines tend to do better in hikes than those from the east. Mountains make a difference! I’m not sure what advantages the east gives recruits and boot SOI students, but then again, I’m surely biased.
Regardless, all it really comes down to is whose dick is bigger. So the next time you get into one of these pissing contests, just save everyone the trouble and whip your dick out. If you’ve got some length, surely you’ll prove your region victorious.
In other news, prints of Terminal Lance #86 “A Better Recruiting Commercial” and Terminal Lance #88 “Shiny Things” have gone on sale on eBay! Check out the listing here. I’m trying to figure out a way to get cheaper, un-autographed versions of the prints for sale, but haven’t been able to find any good leads. At the very least, I can say all of the prints have my hand-written scribbles and are hand-packaged by myself and my wife. Perhaps we’ll throw in extra goodies too!
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In other news, I have a surprise coming up soon–well, a few surprises actually. Stay tuned in the next couple of weeks for some awesome, special edition strips.
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