Author: Maximilian

  • MUHREENS NFT COLLECTION

    MUHREENS NFT COLLECTION

    Last week, I released a new NFT collection in collaboration with Post Animation called Muhreens. There’s a wide spectrum of opinions and feelings regarding NFT’s in general, so I wanted to talk about the collection as an artist, and how I came to create it.

    POST

    To talk about Muhreens, you have to go back in time quite a ways. In fact, you have to go all the way back to when I first created the “POST” animated short film back in 2011. I had just gotten out of the Marine Corps in 2010, and I wanted to study animation and filmmaking. Thanks to the GI Bill, I was able to enroll at the California College of the Arts, where I majored in animation for my BFA. I created POST as a school assignment (Flash Animation class), but I knew that it was going to be something I could show my burgeoning Terminal Lance audience as well…

    Those of you that haven’t been following Terminal Lance since the beginning may not know this, but POST was a huge hit! The “Muhreens” that starred in the animated short film became really popular as stickers that I gave out as promotional items, and even found themselves tattooed on many arms, backs, and thighs.

    What most of you probably don’t know is that I had always wanted to do more with the “POST” characters. I went through many different versions of building them out into their own little spinoff universe. The original vision was actually to have a website where you could build your own little avatar using a selection of interchangeable pieces. Sound familiar?

    An unreleased mockup from 2011

    Try as I might, this idea never really came into fruition. I was a full time student at the time, going through a lot of life, and just didn’t have the capital to really see this through. It wouldn’t be until 2021 that the Post series would get revived in the form of the 3D animated short film “Post: Frag Out” that I wrote and directed.

    We released this short film with the intention of building out a series, and with the completion of the film, we knew that we were going to need to fundraise in order to create more. NFT’s hadn’t really exploded at this point, so I was mulling around with the idea of a Kickstarter campaign, but my experience from doing it with The White Donkey (graphic novel) had really turned me off of the idea. (The White Donkey was a great success, but it’s a very stressful endeavor)

    At some point a few months later I began looking at the world of NFT’s. Like most independent artists, I thought it was a very interesting idea (if nothing else). As an artist, I adopted digital art very early (back in the early 2000’s), so the fact that someone had figured out a way to confer ownership and provide a means for artists to actually make money on their digital art was of course intriguing to me.

    Now, I’m not some kind of crypto-douche-tech-bro that tries to sell people on blockchains and bitcoins. Not even a little bit, and I’m not looking to become that either. However, I’ve always attributed my personal success as an artist to the advent of modern technologies. Without Facebook, social media and otherwise, I would have never been able to independently reach the vast audience that Terminal Lance reaches every day. I have a tendency for embracing modernity and new ideas rather than scoffing them away.

    As I looked at the collections arriving on OpenSea, I saw an idea that seemed perfect for Post: interchangeable pieces generated into unique, adorable, collectible avatars. In many ways, Muhreens is exactly what I always wanted Post to be since 2011. For me, NFT’s arrived at an interesting intersection of art and technology that seemed perfectly catered to a tech nerd/artist hybrid like myself.

    So I dug into it! I learned how to set up crypto wallets, generate images, metadata, rarity levels, partnered up with a great developer named Christian, and I sketched and painted the 50+ individual pieces that make up the Muhreen NFTs. Simply put, I had a lot of fun with it, and I’m proud of the collection that I’ve made. I think Muhreens stands apart as being legitimately great in the vast sea of NFT projects ranging from total schlock cash-grabs to the pretty great stuff like Doodles.

    After revealing the project, I was of course met with criticism regarding the NFT space–some of it legitimate, and some of it not so much. Simply put, there’s a lot of opinions out there on NFT’s, Ethereum, blockchains, and crypto in general. There are legitimate environmental concerns regarding the current technologies behind blockchains, but I am taking part in this endeavor fully expecting that technology to get better (and greener) sooner than later. For my part, I don’t particularly care about crypto or blockchains or Ethereum or even NFT’s all that much. What I do care about is creating things I enjoy for the world, and I absolutely enjoyed creating the Muhreens.

    For me, Muhreens is about creating something fun and new, creating a community, and creating some animation.

    If you want to mint your Muhreen and support the animation we’re creating with Post Animation, head over to muhreens.com to mint and learn more.

  • A Merry Marine Corps Christmas

    A Merry Marine Corps Christmas

    Every year Christmas comes around to bring a tide of terrible sappy made-for-TV movies along with it. A recent trend has been the inclusion of veterans and military into this sordid orgy of soppy nonsense. Most recently…

    Legit don’t even know what the fuck is going on here

    A year or two before this my wife made me sit through…

    …Which, unfortunately, despite the terribly Photoshopped poster, was not actually about a giant snow-dog on the hunt for veteran blood.

    Personally, I think my pitch here in the comic is a much more believable and authentic approach to the genre.

    In other news, I’ve launched a new NFT collection called Muhreens! We’re using the NFT’s to fund animation, please head over to muhreens.com to learn more!

  • Home of Record

    Home of Record

    Marines (especially in the infantry) don’t get many chances to get away from their duty station. The mandatory holiday leave block for Christmas is one of those chances, and some Marines will take advantage of it for more than just a return to their Home of Record [where you enlisted from].

    I’ve seen leave requests get denied by the chain of command for a variety of reasons. Usually, it’s because the Marine wants to go do something like spend 14 days drinking in Vegas, road-tripping to Tijuana, or flying to another country to marry their catfish. Essentially, anything that your chain of command thinks you probably won’t return from, is going to get denied.

    Of course, a real skating champ saves up their leave days so they can take 2 months of Terminal Leave at the end of their enlistment.

  • Happy 246th Birthday, Marines!

    Happy 246th Birthday, Marines!

    Happy 246th Birthday, Marines! Use the arrows on the image above or scroll down for the full story…

  • Halloween 2021

    Halloween 2021

    What could be more spooky to a Staff NCO than a Marine breaking regs?

    In case you haven’t heard, the Marine Corps officially updated its tattoo regs to reinstate the glorious “full sleeve” tattoo to Marines across the Corps. Tats are back and Marines couldn’t be more excited. Of course, there are content restrictions (mostly related to extremism, obviously), but the vast majority of Marines will be finally able to get that tattoo of their soon-to-be ex’s face emblazoned across their tricep.

    Truly a great time to be a Marine.

    In other news, we’re revamping the TERMINAL LANCE STORE. Every 2 weeks we’ll be releasing a brand new single design that is ONLY AVAILABLE FOR 2 WEEKS. After that, it will be replaced by something new. This week we’ve got an awesome Abe & Garcia skivvy available right now, check it out!

    Happy Halloween, Marines.

  • Red Flags

    Red Flags

    We make fun of recruiters a lot around here. Their job is a thankless job of combing high schools and tricking millions of 18 year olds to enlist. More often than not, however, no one is tricked at all. Recruiters can tell you with a straight face that the Marine Corps will suck and you will hate your life, and you’d still have millions ready to sign the contract to Uncle Sam.

    I know because I was one.

    My recruiter was always pretty honest with me, except for the part about being able to change MOS’s after 2 years, which is “technically” true, but never fucking happens. It was my own dumb ass that was looking for a challenge and a change, and chose to hand the reigns of my life over to the US government for the next four years. No coercion necessary. This is the story for most people that join the Marines, who pride themselves on being difficult for the sake of being difficult.

    I suppose if you were just looking for a job, you’d join the Air Force.

    Don’t forget! The Terminal Lance Bestiary NFT Collection is up on OpenSea for the collecting! We’ve sold a bunch already but there are still some left to be had… Stay tuned for more.

  • The Story of Creation

    The Story of Creation

    In the beginning, there was darkness… And then… Recruits. Nasty and diseased, their existence was meant to be pain and suffering. The Drill Instructor was created second, to cull the herds of recruits and to destroy what little joy they may have had left from their former lives as civilians. Drill Instructors and Recruits are inseparable, the yin and yang of hatred and despair.

    But really, name a more iconic duo than recruits and DI’s. I’ve mentioned this before, but I don’t think I could ever do what drill instructors do. There’s just something about yelling at kids all day that doesn’t really appeal to me. I would be the worst drill instructor. I suppose then we should be thankful for those of us that were willing to put on those silly campaign covers and sharpen those knife hands. It’s certainly not a job for everyone.

    I just wanted to mention here that I’ve released a limited edition Terminal Lance NFT collection on OpenSea! While someone has already nabbed the Drill Instructor, the Recruit is still available.

    Check it out here for you collectors.

  • Making MEPS

    Making MEPS

    In boot camp, they make a very big deal about integrity, honor, courage and commitment. Before you get there though, your recruiter may tell you to omit some key details of your medical history so that you don’t get rejected or forced through a series of hoops to get sworn in. The same can be said for the “moment of truth,” once you arrive at MCRD, where they ask you if you’ve ever done any illicit drugs or smoked the Mary Jane.

    You tell them no, sir, I have never been to a hospital in my life or am even aware that marijuana exists. What is a marijuana, anyway?

    A little white lie, as they call it.

    I was a bit too honest when I went to MEPS. He had asked the same question to me and I told him that I had some minor heart problems as a teenager. This ended up getting me sent back with a cardiologist consult before I was eligible to join.

    The only person I’ve ever seen as disappointed in me as my recruiter when I returned empty handed is my father.

  • Lo-Fi Lance

    Lo-Fi Lance

    It’s late… or early… you’re not sure. The last of the Marines have finally gone to sleep, the drunken shouting and thrashing has subsided for the night. Stephens is still awake in his room playing Warzone, but he’s quiet enough, with little more than the soft glow of the TV in his room to tell the tale. He’s gonna be tired for PT in the morning.

    You won’t be there though, you’re on duty. At least you get to skip PT, you say to yourself. The clinging warmth of the daytime has just been overtaken by the cold, crisp morning air. The sky turns to ominous shades of purples, blues and oranges as you drink your fourth energy drink. You see signs of life from across the parking lot. The duty at the barracks next door is roving.

    Nothing to report.

    You check your phone. The last text you got from her was at 12:32. She sent you a picture from her bed. Nothing salacious or anything like that, just a cute selfie to get you through the night. She legitimately felt bad for you having to be up all night. You think about texting her, but she’s asleep. Best not to bother her.

    The logbook is gross. The green hardcover feels like it’s about to fall off, some of the binding is loose. You’d think the book was 60 years old, but it was just put out a few days ago. Who takes the log books when they’re full? No one knows. The table is also gross. The carved phallic graffiti is amusing at first glance, but somehow there’s always a layer of filmy oil dressing the surface. Your arms feel gross for resting on it.

    You hope Ramirez is on time to relieve you at 0800, but you know he probably won’t be.

    You’re on duty.

  • Leaving Afghanistan

    Leaving Afghanistan

    Today, the last US military plane departed Kabul, putting an official end to the American war in Afghanistan as we have known it for the last twenty years. There are still some American civilians left in the country that need to be evacuated, and a ravaged nation left behind in turmoil and fear; but the overarching military narrative that began on September 11th, 2001 has come to a close.

    It’s hard for me to talk or even think about Afghanistan without bringing in the larger context of America’s involvement over the last 20 years. To talk solely about this withdrawal misses the point, but let me be clear: this withdrawal was an absolute shit show of the highest order. There was a way to do this that would have been less of a systemic shock to the entire country, even if Taliban victory was inevitable, and this wasn’t it.

    This was chaos.

    However, I also want to be clear that the war in Afghanistan was a meandering quagmire that should have ended years ago. America fooled itself into thinking that sending our young men and women to walk around with rifles and hand out soccer balls to kids would fundamentally change the culture of Afghanistan. The failure in Afghanistan is the failure of every administration since 2001, and the American people for their passive disinterest throughout the whole thing, allowing it to fester for as long as it did while arms manufacturers and military contractors made as much money as they could.

    To be abundantly clear, the failure of the Afghanistan war is not on the young men and women of the United States Military. Even during this hasty withdrawal, the Marines and other servicemembers served admirably and heroically as they rescued over 100,000 civilians from Taliban oppression. 13 of them even gave their lives for it. Their names are right here:

    Marine Corps Lance Cpl. David L. Espinoza, 20, of Rio Bravo, Texas

    Marine Corps Sgt. Nicole L. Gee, 23, of Sacramento, California

    Marine Corps Staff Sgt. Darin T. Hoover, 31, of Salt Lake City, Utah

    U.S. Army Staff Sgt. Ryan C. Knauss, 23, of Corryton, Tennessee

    Marine Corps Cpl. Hunter Lopez, 22, of Indio, California

    Marine Corps Lance Cpl. Rylee J. McCollum, 20, Jackson, Wyoming

    Marine Corps Lance Cpl. Dylan R. Merola, 20, of Rancho Cucamonga, California

    Marine Corps Lance Cpl. Kareem M. Nikoui, 20, of Norco, California

    Marine Corps Cpl. Daegan W. Page, 23, of Omaha, Nebraska

    Marine Corps Sgt. Johanny Rosariopichardo, 25, of Lawrence, Massachusetts

    Marine Corps Cpl. Humberto A. Sanchez, 22, of Logansport, Indiana

    Marine Corps Lance Cpl. Jared M. Schmitz, 20, of St. Charles, Missouri

    Navy Hospital Corpsman Max W. Soviak, 22, of Berlin Heights, Ohio

    The events of the last few weeks have been disappointing to watch unfold, but I’m ultimately glad to see the Post 9/11 era come to a close, regardless of what comes next.

    After the work I did on my most recent graphic novel, Battle Born: Lapis Lazuli, it’s hard for me to not be cynical about Afghanistan. Western imperialism is ultimately how we ended up here. In the grand context of the world, America’s 20 year stint was just another failed attempt at conquering the nation. Before us, the Russians. Before them, the British.

    Hopefully this was the last attempt.

    As the years have gone by doing this comic of mine, I’ve distanced my own personal opinions from most major issues because I like to keep Terminal Lance about the Marines, rather than myself. Terminal Lance, to me, is a safe space for Marines to engage with each other and laugh at each other’s shenanigans. I think of the comic and the overarching social media empire as a kind of virtual smoke pit of sorts.

    However, this moment is… different. Aside from being historically significant for obvious reasons, the post-9/11 wars in Iraq and Afghanistan have been the backdrop of my entire adult life (and even a few years before that). I personally went on two deployments to Iraq, with many of my friends close and far serving in Afghanistan. Like many veterans, I’ve been wrestling with a lot of emotions. I wrestled with a lot of them when ISIS steamrolled across Iraq as well. Whatever emotions you’re wrestling with in this whole situation, I assure you that they are valid.

    I believe my measured approach to administrating Terminal Lance is correct. I see it as my duty to be a calming presence for active duty Marines, rather than an enraged veteran hot onto the latest trending outrage, trying to sell you coffee (though my coffee would be the best of them all, tbh). The spirit of Terminal Lance is to roll with the punches, because shit sucks and you may as well laugh. I got a lot of DM’s today from Marines that wanted to know what I think, because there’s a lot of noise on the internet.

    I hope this clears it up.