Most of the time, being a Marine is just kind of miserable by design. Grueling hours, treatment, food, haircuts and overall vibes can be a huge bummer. However, one day a year, Marines celebrate their birthday, and it is a magical day of jubilant celebration and wonder.

I’ve heard that the other branches have birthdays as well, but no one cares. The Marine Corps Birthday is basically a national holiday at this point, and the Marine Corps Birthday Ball is a tradition of legend that all other branches seek to emulate (but fail).

At least once a year, being a Marine is awesome.

Happy 249th Birthday, Marines.

If you happen to be at Camp Pendleton today, swing by the main PX to say what’s up to yours truly.