By 
Over the weekend, Russia’s “Wagner” group (a private mercenary group) staged an attempted coup against Moscow, threatening to overthrow Putin. Well, they did for about half a day, and then decided to turn around and just kind of go home.
Supposedly, the leader of the group reached some kind of deal with Putin, or otherwise had his family threatened, or who actually knows. Either way, it was a short-lived excitement across social media.
Wagner, however, will live on in porta-shitters across the Corps for all of eternity.
God, that was just surreal. Every pizza delivery guy in Arlington and Washington made overtime, and every NSA analyst in the country probably threw their hands up in resignation at the sheer weirdness of it all.
Wagner should’ve kept to the simple life and kept loving the C, D, P, or however way you refer it.
Funny how your big-tittyed stick drawings have evolved to be more fappable than ever.
I was wondering when we’d get a Wagner+Portashitter reference alluding to recent happenings ๐