The Squad Push-Up

May 17, 2023

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Maximilian

Deep in the recesses of the San Onofre coastline in California lies the dastardly Green Weenie Research Facility. It is there that the Marine Corps’ top evil scientists work on new and inventive ways to make the lives of Marines miserable.

Green Weenie Research Facility, Camp Pendleton

The “Squad Push-Up” was a product of years of illegal experiments on Marines, culminating in the obscene workout in which you stick your face up the butthole of your friends and pushup together. As one.

A… Human centipede, of sorts.

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— Terminal Lance (@TerminalLance) November 11, 2021

Stay vigilant, Marines. The evil of the Green Weenie doesn’t rest.

About the author

Maximilian

The creator of Terminal Lance. Infantry Marine turned Combat Artist turned animator turned bestselling author turned dad.

7 responses

Vizziny

May 17, 2023

INCONCEIV…… wait.

That looks like the boobie gas storage in Los Santos. They must be orb’d immediately.

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patrick

May 19, 2023

That can’t be a thing! It is absurd!

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steelcobra

May 20, 2023

In the Army we just arrayed in a square with feet on shoulders, ya’ll got some weirdness going on in the Marines.

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Swartz

May 20, 2023

I am so glad nobody in 2D MLG ever did any of this crap.

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crwchf16

May 25, 2023

This is why I joined the Air Force (takes cover for the impending retaliation, if it makes you feel any better, I was flightline maintenance: the grunts of the USAF)

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Ryan M.

May 25, 2023

I was an infantryman in the Army and we did what we called Ranger Push-ups. The idea is similar in concept, but instead of burying your face in your buddy’s ass, you put your ankles on his shoulders, while another buddy of yours puts his ankles on your shoulders. Typically done as a fireteam of four, it basically forms a square and you push up and down as one.

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Fucking Winger

May 26, 2023

That’s that decommissioned nuke plant on Pendleton’s coastline isn’t it?

Fun fact, they once showed us a slide of “expected fallout” should that plant have blown up all Chernobyl style and the estimated lethal range was just barely contained by the base.

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