Terminal Lance “Ambiance of Camp Wilson”
February 26, 2021
There’s really no rhyme or reason to the fact that toilets across the Corps are often without any doors or dividers of any kind. Try as I might, I can’t think of any real explanation for this fecal phenomenon. In nearly any training environment built specifically for Marines, going to the head becomes a forced social event with you and your best buds.
Here’s where I’m confused: the DOD budget for 2021 was nearly $700 billion dollars. How much could a stall door possibly cost? I mean really.
I suppose it kind of makes sense when you’re talking about boot camp, where the point is to dehumanize you. But what about the rest?
My personal theory for Camp Wilson is that, at some point, there were doors and stalls.
One day, someone fucked up.
Their CO decreed that they no longer be allowed to have doors and stalls while they shit.