When Y’all Qaeda and Incel ISIS stormed the Capitol of the United States of America on January 6th, 2021, I kept hoping and praying that we would send in the best of the best… Silent, but deadly. America’s warriors of shadow and stealth…
The Silent Drill Platoon.
Since 1775, the Silent Drill Platoon has practiced a sacred oath of silence, fighting hand-t0-hand with bayonets affixed, in synchronous, choreographed strikes against our nation’s enemies. When not on treacherous stealth missions as an elite special operations force, they do ceremonies at the Superbowl or whatever.
Pray you never hear the clacking of their gloves and rifles heading in your direction… For it will be the last thing you hear.
(Legit considering turning “Silent Drill Platoon” into its own series of dope spec-ops stuff.)
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