Terminal Lance “Happy 245th Birthday, Marines!”

November 10, 2020

The Marine Corps birthday is the day when all Marines pretend to not hate their lives for one day and wish each other happy birthday and celebrate in jubilant glee the history of their Corps. Of course, with Marine Corps Birthdays come Marine Corps Balls. When the balls come, Marines find themselves soaked in alcoholic pleasure all night.

Happy 245th Birthday, Marines.