Terminal Lance “Stars and Stripes”
May 1, 2020
America’s enemies wish they could damage the lives of Marines as drastically and efficiently as the MILITARY STAR CARD offered by the Military Exchanges (PX).
Readily available to literally any Marine that wants one, the STAR CARD is a credit card ubiquitous for sapping the financial souls of our young men and women of the armed forces. This card by itself was probably the reason for the Personal Financial Management course, putting people of all ranks out of cash for years to come.
Financially independent for the first time in their lives, young Marines aren’t exactly great with money. Throw in a credit card offered by the base’s own sales tax-free store and you have a recipe for long term financial damage.
If ISIS really wanted to hurt America’s military, they’d offer a credit card with a high limit and fuck them for life.