Terminal Lance “Coronacured”

April 3, 2020

Lance Corporals across the Corps are quarantined in their barracks rooms, and it will be their boredom-field ingenuity will be what leads to a cure to the deadly Coronavirus. Bored Marines are some of the most brilliant minds this nation has at their disposal, creating absurd and ingenious ways to entertain themselves in the absence of stimuli. These bored Marines are America’s secret weapon against all enemies, at home and abroad and microscopic.

Rest assured, junior Marines are already hard at work finding a cure…

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