Let’s be real here, Thanos is doing us all a favor. Or at the very least, he’s doing everyone in 2nd MARDIV a favor. Of course, knowing the luck of the average Lance Corporal, the Thanos snap would wipe out every rank in between E4 and E8 and leave nothing but Lance Corporals and E9’s and officers in the Corps.
Okay, I promised myself I wasn’t going to do another joke about 2nd MARDIV but it really is just the gift that keeps on giving…
Godspeed, Marines of Camp Lejeune.