Terminal Lance “Demographics II”
August 18, 2017
Over the last week, Terminal Lance has gotten a lot of criticism for not condemning all hate groups equally. It is because of this that I would like to take this moment to unequivocally condemn boots once and for all as a hate group.
Boots, with their Camelbaks and their tucked in mom-jeans, have been a gathering in large groups out in Oceanside and Jacksonville without a permit for years now. They incite eye rolls and rage by looking like fucking boots, and carrying god-knows-what in their backpacks. The lamestream media won’t talk about it, but I’m tired of people ignoring this growing menace on many sides.
I would also like to classify Twentynine Palms as a hate group, for its continued torture of innocent Marines every day just by its own existence.
On a serious note, and I know I’m not helping, but being a boot really fucking sucks. Boots are the only demographic you can legally hate in America without recourse. There’s just something about being new that really bothers Marines. Be it the shiny glint in their beady eyes, the mom-jeans and go-fasters, or the fact that they haven’t learned to hate life in the Corps yet; everyone has their reasons for why they hate new Marines, and it’s probably not going to get better any time soon.
Boots, if you’re reading this, just know that it eventually gets better…
When you EAS.
In other news, stay tuned, there’s lots of great Terminal Lance stuff coming down the line.