Terminal Lance #481 “This Guy”

July 7, 2017

We’ve all lived with this guy.

There’s always that one fucking douchebag that is dirty, smells bad, talks loud, has zero consideration for his other roommates and makes you hate your fucking life. And somehow, you always end up living with him.

He’s the guy that doesn’t help clean the room, even though most of the shit on the floor is his. He’s the guy that always eats a slice of your pizza without asking. He’s the reason your room failed field day inspection, but he just doesn’t understand why everyone is being such a dick. He’s the guy that saves over your Bloodborne game halfway through New Game+.

He’s the shitty roommate.

If you don’t know who I’m talking about, it’s very possible that you are in fact the shitty roommate.