Terminal Lance “Dear Congress”
December 15, 2015
Last week, President Obama urged congress to authorize military action against ISIS. Marines everywhere are ready for action, and it seems like every day we’re closer to the brink of war.
Jody couldn’t be more excited.
You see, peacetime has been really rough on Jody. He hasn’t been able to practice his usual prowl in his endless effort to fuck your girl with you around, it would be so much easier if you would just disappear for 6 months.
Jody isn’t a specific person, he’s an omnipresent force. Make no mistake, Jody is always trying to fuck your girl. He’s her innocent male friend at work or school, he’s her personal trainer, he’s the guy at the gym that continually and subtly meets eyes with her during workouts. Jody is everywhere, and you’re making it really hard for him to get laid by not being at war.
So congress, please, think of poor Jody. He’s got it pretty rough right now.
On a side note, now that women are allowed in the infantry, what is the female Marine version of Jody? Jodette? The girl out to fuck your dependa man?
My inbox has pretty well blown up over the last few days with people asking me how to get the book.
The White Donkey is not available for sale yet, but it will be soon! I don’t have an exact date yet, but as soon as I do I will be announcing it on every social media outlet I have (including this website). I received a very small amount of early copies, the bulk of the shipment is coming within a couple of weeks. After that I will send it to Amazon’s warehouse for fulfillment, and the book will go on sale. I’m expecting early January, the books should be dropping at my doorstep any day now. As of right now, there are no preorders available, unless you backed the Kickstarter.
I hope this answered questions!