***UPDATE***

“KNIFE-HANDS” is officially available to order! Check out this disgusting video of me.

Click here to order!

As I’m sure many of you that have been following my little strip here know, the line of comics known as “Literally” are meant to depict, in the most literal way, some of the more absurd sayings and phrases we have in the Corps. If you’ve been in the infantry, seen Jarhead or Generation Kill, you’ve more than likely heard this expression in some form or another. If you still can’t figure it out, it goes something like this:

“I’d eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from!”

Other forms of it:

“I’d drink a gallon of her piss just to see where it came from,” and “I’d suck a mile of dicks to (etc)…”

Granted, there’s always slight variations of these things floating around different parts of the Corps. If you’ve never heard it, then I’m happy for you that you haven’t had to hear such depravity in blunt. I suppose the point of this saying is supposed to be largely comedic, and rightfully so, as eating a mile of human feces, from anyone’s ass (we’ll use Scarlett Johansson as an example here)…

Scarlett Johansson

…is obviously disgusting… isn’t it?

Okay, maybe Scarlett Johansson is a bad example. I’d drag my dick through a mile of broken glass and discarded heroin needles just to rub it on her thigh.

Moving on. (Because I’m sure my wife would want me to at this point)

So, as much as I hate to acknowledge it, the book is continuing to be delayed. It should be up any time now, we’re waiting on Amazon’s processing… process. They claimed it would be up within 24 hours, it’s been 3 days now. I apologize for the inconvenience, we’re hopeful it will be up any time now. Stay tuned to Facebook, Twitter, the Forum and this site for updates and when it’s released.

It really is coming! I swear! Unfortunately it’s absolutely out of my hands at this point, but again, we do expect it to be available any minute now.