Terminal Lance #470 “Secret Weapon”

More like a one-man Corps, am I right?!

I often wonder what it’s like to be General Mattis, partially because I’ve never had a 13-inch penis, but mostly because the idolization and memefication of him has to be a strange feeling. The Legend of Mattis is further amplified by the modern phenomenon of social media, and honestly I’m not sure there’s ever been anything similar to compare it to within the military community. He really is like a legendary warrior at this point, only missing an eyepatch and a robotic arm.

As a general thing, I suppose it’s a good thing for the military as a whole to have a Secretary of Defense that is universally loved and adored across all ranks and rates. As far as the legends and memes go, those that have met the Honorable Secretary can attest that underneath all of the hype is a genuinely good, down to earth man that loves his Marines.

Also worth noting is that the 66 year old man likely doesn’t spend a lot of time shitposting on Facebook anyway.

He’s better off, really.