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Piss tests are a common occurrence in the Marine Corps. After nearly every 96, holiday or leave block you’ll more than likely find yourself standing in line at the company office without a blouse, holding that little plastic cup as you await your turn to empty the contents of your bladder–or more if you feel so inclined.
During the piss test, some unfortunate Marines (generally NCO’s) will have the dubious honor of being the “Cock-Watch,” or the people that watch you urinate to make sure you aren’t spiking it in some way. There will always be at least one Marine that doesn’t have enough shame to prevent him from shitting in front of the Cock-Watch for a laugh. In all fairness though, usually people stock up on coffee and energy drinks prior to these events to encourage their natural functions. As most people know, coffee makes you poop–making it a realistic expectation to see at least one Marine unable to contain his bowels.
A lot of people have been asking me about a 2nd compilation book of Terminal Lance strips 100-200. This is being looked into, just bear with me while I work to death on other things at the moment. In the meantime, if you haven’t picked up the first compilation book, you’re an asshole. I’m kidding of course, but you could be an asshole for unrelated reasons. If you don’t want to be an asshole, buy the book here.
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