Terminal Lance “Merry Christmas Cont.”

I suppose I don’t have any profound wisdom to impart upon the world with today’s comic. I just happened to think of another idea for a Christmas comic and decided to go with it. Whether or not you’re coming back from leave, be weary of any presents handed to you by your company’s First Sergeant. In the famous words of Admiral Akbar:

I hope all of you had a great Christmas weekend. My wife got me a massive telescope, which I can only presume is supposed to compensate for my humorously small penis. I’m joking of course–my shockingly large penis compensates for my comparatively small telescope… Okay but seriously, I was looking at Jupiter and Mars like a boss this weekend.

I saw a bunch of people post on the Facebook fan page about receiving the “KNIFE-HANDS” book for Christmas, which I thought was pretty awesome! I’m sure it was the best damn present under your tree. If you found that there were no “KNIFE-HANDS” stabbing your throat this year, you’re still more than welcome to purchase the book online for yourself.

In other random site news, in between long bouts of Zelda: Skyward Sword, I’ve been looking to host a public game of Modern Warfare 3 (or Battlefield 3 possibly) for fans of the comic to try their best to take me out. I’ll have more details hopefully soon, but possibly this weekend I will set something up and whoever can fit into the room will get to play. I only play on PS3, so, sorry to all you PC and 360 players–perhaps in the future.

In the meantime, check out the MW3 and BF3 threads in the videogames section of the forum. You have to be a registered user to access it, but as I mentioned on Facebook–we have punch and pie.