Terminal Lance

“I thought the reaction to this photo was interesting:

Yes, the President of the United States …”

“I’ve talked about this phenomenon before. When you come home from deployment, you’re most likely …”

“Well yesterday was my last day of classes, I’m officially a college graduate (Animation, BFA). …”

“During my last 4 or 5 months in the Marine Corps I FAP’d over to …”

“I’ve never really known how to respond to this question. This is probably the most …”

“As I was sitting and contemplating what to do with the new strip this beautiful …”

“If it weren’t for the fact that they get paid out of the box about …”

“Abe isn’t lying, if you’ve been reading for a while, you might have noticed that …”

“This week is just one of those weeks where everything is piling on me at …”

“I get a lot of requests to bring the Creepy Chaplain back, he seems to …”

“Hopefully all of you were able to enjoy your April Fools’ Day (apostrophe after the …”

“It’s a generalized pro-tip of sorts to just never take your woman to the barracks. …”

“There’s an interesting paradox in the Marine Corps amongst combat units. Generally speaking, the smaller …”

“I was debating whether or not I should even do a strip today given all …”

“Congratulations to Martin Duran for winning the Terminal Lance strip contest!

In the short timeframe for …”

“Every platoon has at least one Mexican that can cut hair. I’m sorry if that’s …”

“One thing I can never remember hearing is a competition about the qualities of one’s …”

“I’m sure everyone with even a remote connection the Marine Corps or the military industrial …”

“It’s generally advised that you don’t return to the scene of a traumatic event in …”

“Okay, it’s entirely possible I only did this strip so that I could waste a …”

“Have you ever noticed that Staff Sergeant always carries that damned clipboard everywhere? There’s an …”

“I don’t have a Purple Heart, nor do I have a Bronze Star with a …”

“There was a lot of hoopla last month about General Mattis’ change of command at …”

“Okay, I’m obviously not implying that all Military Working Dog handlers fuck their companion animals… …”

“One thing I really hated about being Active Duty was the constant anxiety of never …”

“I’ve had different ways to approach this debate in my head for a long time …”

“If you’re a living, breathing soul with any relation to the Marine Corps whatsoever, I’m …”

“I was fortunate enough to never actually require the “silver bullet” administered from my friendly …”

“Everyone knows it sucks when you have no friends. When you’re a Marine on duty, …”

“I’ve heard people say that they prefer being stationed in places like 29 Palms and …”

“As an average grunt in the Marine Corps, there’s some ranks you just never come …”

“Well we all know what happened last time someone tried to bring up The Hurt …”

“Good question.

I don’t know what it is about Drill Instructors, but for me they’re an …”

“I dunno about anyone else, but whenever there’s an Eagle, Globe and Anchor fastened upon …”

“Happy New Year everyone! Unfortunately for Abe, not so much. The Creepy Chaplain always seems …”

“I like wearing my dress blues for the most part. They look snazzy as shit, …”

“There’s something about torturing boots during Christmas that always gives me a jingle in my …”

“Well the world is ending today, isn’t it? I hope not, I’ve still got a …”

“I know there’s some Marines in various places and billets that probably wear this thing …”

“The scramble to go on leave during the holidays is always a pain for everyone. …”

“Cadence is one of those things that can be a lot of fun, but usually …”

“I feel like I should say that I’m in no way, shape or form advocating …”

“Late update today. I don’t really have much to say, I think the strip kind …”

“Obviously I don’t have anything negative to say about Security Force Marines on their own …”

“Don’t get me wrong, I love Berkeley’s easy-going attitude and small business focus. There’s lots …”

“Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

Doing any Black Friday shopping this year? Black Friday has special meaning for …”

“I’m not one of those guys that gives a shit if you drink and you’re …”

“Well as I’m sure you all know, this weekend was the most motivated weekend of …”

“lol Marines are alcoholics.

Well everyone knows this weekend is the Marine Corps’ 237th birthday. It’s …”

“There’s some things you just don’t do. If you counted 99 crunches for your buddy …”

“I’ve said it before: NAM’s are often handed out like candy.

For whatever reason it seems …”

“I recall a feeling of disillusionment when I arrived to “the fleet” aboard Marine Corps …”

“The inevitable hazard of doing combat marksmanship ranges every other week is the ever-present danger …”

“When I read this story online about how the first candidates for female infantry officers …”

“Anyone that’s been in the Marine Corps for more than twenty minutes has been told …”

“No matter how pissed off, disgruntled or angry you might be, there’s undeniably something magical …”

“If the stereotype for enlisted wives is to be a morbidly obese baby-factory that lives …”

“I always thought the idea of the cheerleaders visiting military bases overseas was awesome. Well, …”

“I always hate it when people try to ask me about my political opinions on …”

“I remember those days, skulking in the darkness on the Marine Corps’ Manpower & Reserve …”

“How great would this be? I always wondered why you never see non-Marine husbands on …”

“I don’t have kids.

I’m just being upfront about that before anyone calls me out about …”

“There’s a lot of homoerotic humor in the Marine Corps. What do you expect from …”

“It’s one or the other amirite guys?

No but really, you always hear about how Sergeants …”

“Piss tests are a common occurrence in the Marine Corps. After nearly every 96, holiday …”

“Marines get issued a lot of stupid shit. Sometimes it’s with a genuine effort of …”

“Terminal Lance typically takes one of two routes in terms of humor: There’s the route …”

“With everything I’ve been doing this week I had to resort to putting up a …”

“A lot of Marines that EAS find that they seem to be packing on a …”

“In nearly every video game every made, there’s the one part of it that is …”

“I don’t mind the occasional moto-sticker. Maybe an EGA or something, tastefully placed on the …”

“Hey everyone, I’ve been drawing so much this week that my elbows hurt. You’ll have …”

“It’s still Tuesday isn’t it?

Sorry for the late update, I would have done a strip …”

“I often refer to the world outside of the military as “the real world,” for …”

“I’m sure most of you by now have seen the POGilicious rendition of “Call me …”

“It’s kind of a silly question, really. All white guys love Asian girls.

I say this …”

“As I was sitting down with another Marine a couple of weeks ago enjoying a …”

“I’m sure everyone in the military is aware of the Supreme Court’s ruling on the …”

“I have been extremely fortunate in regard to my dealings with the VA since I …”

“Being stationed in Hawaii, I could never help myself from feeling sorry for those poor …”

“If there’s one thing the military has no shortage of, it’s acronyms. There’s so many …”

“It’s hard not to talk about video games in relation to the Marine Corps. For …”

“Of all of the miserable and awful ideas you run into during training that some …”

“I saw Prometheus on Friday night, and I still haven’t figured out if I liked …”

“I’m sure I’ve mentioned before that if there is a hell made especially for me, …”

“Despite the fact that Garcia is usually the one with the cooler head (he’s bald, …”

“There’s always that one guy.

He’s the one that blows past everyone on the PFT, does …”

“There are two kinds of people in the world: Abe and Garcia.

Abe chose to spend …”

“An old common joke in the Marine Corps is the infamous comparison of the PFC …”

“There’s a very special kind of lady that tramps the neighborhoods surrounding any given Marine …”

“It’s amazing to me to think that just about two and a half years ago …”

“It’s 0348 in the morning.

The belt of your bootcamp-issued, slightly too-small Alpha pants have dug …”

“If there’s one word that can get even the surliest (especially) Marines riled up, it’s …”

“The shirt-stays are easily the most confusing and annoying uniform-related item you can find in …”

“Hey gents, no new new strip today, it’s finals week and I’m balls deep in …”

“An unfortunate truth of the military lifestyle is infidelity. All too often you see situations …”

“I think the company that makes MRE’s is a little confused as to what “organic” …”

“Don’t lie, we all know what movie you’re going to be seeing this weekend. You’ll …”

“It feels something like that.

Seriously though, I don’t know exactly what it is, but the …”

“The name on your chest in the military is both a blessing and a curse. …”

“It’s kind of like that.

For those of you unaware, “IRR” stands for “Individual Ready Reserve.” …”

“If you went to Iraq, you’ll get it.

Who doesn’t love the Ugandan guys that guard …”

“The condition and overall demeanor of a Marine’s uniform can say a lot about that …”

“I think something that many Marines struggle with when coming back to the civilian world …”

“I recall quite un-fondly the many times we were forced to Field Day the barracks …”

“For those of you not in the know, Katy Perry released a music video yesterday …”

“The Marine lifestyle is an unstable one at best. As a result, the animal that …”

“Everyone wants to be Recon.

It doesn’t matter what the relationship was, if someone had anything …”

“If Marines are good at one thing, it’s playing video games. Specifically, the military first …”

“It seems like no matter how far away you get from the Marine Corps, that …”

“Before I get a flood of angry emails from Marine wives without a sense of …”

“For many, the allure of full medical and dental benefits (among others) is enough to …”

“I don’t blame Abe for drawing this conclusion. After all, how could it be that …”

“Terps can be some shady motherfuckers. For those of you that don’t know what a …”

“You can never go wrong with a good rock. The Marine Corps is definitely the …”

“Sorry but there’s no new strip today, as consolation please accept this past Marine Corps …”

“Scout Snipers are not Nazi’s.

If you don’t know what this strip is about, you probably …”

“I’m sure this comic will be misinterpreted by some, but it’s actually more of a …”

“I’m just going to be blunt: MCI’s are stupid. (Marine Corps Institution courses, commonly referred …”

“If there’s one thing I don’t miss about morning PT, it’s the dreadfully foul sound …”

“If there’s one thing that can be said about the experience that is joining the …”

“I couldn’t help but notice, recently, when I turned on the news and found that …”

“There’s kind of an unspoken rule amongst the regular line-company grunts that we all just… …”

“It’s a new year and we all know what that means: Resolutions! Wait, no… taxes.

Yes, …”

“Well it happened again, folks. It was only a matter of time before someone outdid …”

“The heated discussions that take place over the most asinine things in the Marine world …”

“I was looking through my old strips and I realized I never did any more …”

“As sure as the wind from a Gunny’s mouth, every major event you can think …”

“I feel like I should reiterate that I don’t actually have anything against Chaplains, but …”

“I suppose I don’t have any profound wisdom to impart upon the world with today’s …”

“I debated doing this strip simply because the subject of hazing has popped up recently …”

“…you’ll shit bricks.

Ask any Marine, Soldier, Airman or Sailor and they’ll tell you that the …”

“Sorry gents, no new Terminal Lance strip today, but here’s a strip previously only published …”

“I don’t remember a lot about bootcamp, but I remember one thing very vividly: I …”

“To be honest, this strip started out on the basis of “bag-fries”–which came to me …”

“I’m not sure how it is with everyone, but I know in the infantry your …”

“Whether or not you agree with allowing homosexuals to serve openly, or whether you’re even …”

“Those of you unfamiliar with military acronyms may not realize that we don’t say them …”

“This could possibly be the most realistic game ever created. Okay, not really.

If anyone’s curious, …”

“Unless you’ve been living under a HESCO barrier for the last 6 months, you’re probably …”

“For years, smaller restaurant chains had offered free meals to veterans and active service members …”

“If there’s one thing every Marine hates about ball season, it’s all of the car …”

“I’m not sure what it is, I just feel like there’s always something to say …”

“Update:

Check out this video I made of me drawing the strip!

There’s something dubious about the …”

“Happy Halloween!

I don’t really have anything interesting to say about this strip other than the …”

“The military is one of those things you join with a purpose. I don’t believe …”

“Precursor to what, you ask? Check the Marine Corps Times paper this coming week to …”

“There’s an unmistakable feeling of absolute horror that bestows upon one that forgets where his …”

“I don’t pretend to know the inner-workings of whatever complex payroll system the Department of …”

“If you haven’t deployed you might not fully appreciate this strip. I can only speak …”

“Back in my day, my seniors used to tell us stories about how when they …”

“I honestly don’t know if everyone can relate specifically to this situation, but I will …”

“Anyone who’s ever been in a bar within 10 minutes of a Marine Corps base …”

“Well this weekend was great! For those of you not in the know, which would …”

“Hey everyone, come join me this weekend for a “KNIFE-HANDS!” book signing in SoCal! Here’s …”

“Family Fun Days are one of those things that everyone consensually agrees to be annoying, …”

“No, I’m not suggesting everyone join the infantry. I think it’s been quite a while …”

“I had trouble deciding if this strip should end up with the title of “Literally” …”

“It is perhaps a possibility that I am one of few–and your views do not …”

“Fashion and the Marine Corps don’t typically mix, at least not when you’re considering what …”

“I suppose I’m the kind of person that’s never really been “in to” conspiracy theories. …”

“Any Marine that’s free of his virginity and mentally capable of a relationship with a …”

“***UPDATE***

“KNIFE-HANDS” is officially available to order! Check out this disgusting video of me.

Click here to …”

“I’m fairly certain that at some point or another on this beloved blog of mine …”

“We certainly don’t need to go into details about how I came to this strip, …”

“Shout, show, shove, shoot.

This was the mantra given to turret gunners in my battalion during …”

“To be honest, I’m not entirely sure if the whole “Senior Lance Corporal” billet is …”

“I’m just gonna start by saying that I think I just single-handedly taught about 30,000 …”

“In lieu of the recent “budget debates” in DC these last couple of weeks (or …”

“I’m just gonna throw this out there:

If someone can bring Daniel Craig to the Marine …”

“As someone who is married, and was married while actively in an infantry line platoon, …”

“If you’re not sure what Abe’s referring to here, you’re probably either in the Army …”

“There were really only two ways to do this joke:

1. End it with the obvious …”

“Well this officially marks the end of the Necropocalypse. The last panel here actually had …”

“Damn, I was kind of hoping Garcia would make it out alive.

Be sure to check …”

“Another day, another Necropocalypse comic. I’ve got two more of these planned, as it was …”

“We’ve got kind of an odd update schedule going on this week due to the …”

“Well after a few weeks and about 20 really awesome Necropocalypse contest entries, I had …”

“Now I aint sayin’ she’s a gold digga, but she aint messin’ wit no broke …”

“And the Necropocalypse continues…

Inspired from Dawn of the Dead, I figured the PX would be …”

“Oh thank God, I was really starting to worry that Garcia would never show up. …”

“Is it Garcia this time? I suppose you’ll have to wait until the next comic …”

“The Necropocalypse is upon us!

I mentioned in my last update that I have kind of …”

“In every smoke pit, every circle of Marines in the field, every bored squad in …”

“If there’s one constant of the Marine Corps–it’s that Marines will bitch about pretty much …”

“The great cold war of the Marine Corps! The debate between the east and west …”

“I think one of the magical things that is true of the Marine Corps–and the …”

“To be honest I don’t really have any biting commentary on this. I think it’s …”

“There’s no doubt in my mind that in the modern-day Marine Corps there’s no way …”

“Hello everyone, my name is Terminal LCpl. Rob Bates. I’m a former Sergeant, carry an 0311 MOS, …”

“I’m trying to avoid doing strips about “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” due to the varying …”

“

While I am a proponent of the idea that haircuts costs too damn much money, I …”

“I’m hoping this strip doesn’t hit too close to home for anyone… well, actually yeah …”

“I seem to be focusing a lot on the subject of penises in bathroom stalls …”

“You’ll have to excuse the crudeness of today’s strip. I haven’t really had time to …”

“I don’t want anyone to think I’m making fun of suicide or anything serious here, …”

“When I was in Iraq, I always did my best to avoid the local food. …”

“The Lance Corporal Underground is a powerful force within the Corps. It acts as an …”

“One of the many fond memories I have of bootcamp is that of the many …”

“I recently watched the BBC series “Life” on BluRay and came to the conclusion that …”

“I think I ended up focussing more on the moral implications of internet porn versus …”

“This strip is something I’m sure a few of you have encountered. You tell someone …”

“EDIT:

As any of you that follow the Facebook fan page know by now, I had …”

“You ever notice how whenever you come back from block leave, your Platoon Sergeant will …”

“Every Lance Corporal in the Marine Corps has heard of LCpl Schmuckatelli. He’s the same …”

“I will tell you, as I told my wife when we exited the theater on …”

“I won’t say that there’s no credibility to the argument that grunts should have crossed …”

“The reason I decided not to make fun of “The King’s Speech” is really because …”

“Drill Instructors have a kind of magical, cartoon quality about them. The animated characters that …”

“Perhaps this strip won’t ring true with everyone, but I always thought it was rather …”

“With the exception of the characters of Abe and Garcia, this is actually a true …”

“Obviously this is an exaggeration, but I do know Marines that have framed their promotion …”

“I don’t think me and the 1171 Water Dog will ever get along properly. My …”

“I think the rape whistle bit might go over the heads of some of our …”

“Everyone dreads the day that their peer picks up the coveted rank of Corporal before …”

“I think all Marines have a love/hate relationship with Corpsman. Many of them are great …”

“Gong Xi Fa Coi to you! If you haven’t noticed, many cultures around the world …”

“You know exactly what I’m talking about. The Facebook poseur is the guy you see …”

“Well today is a good day indeed. It is today that we are marking the …”

“You all know this guy, he’s the one guy that’s just happy to be there. …”

“I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: quite possibly the most absurd nuance …”

“Too soon? Believe it or not, I actually debated doing this strip many months ago …”

“There came a time in my days at Recruit Training that I realized I wasn’t …”

“I’ve always had a personal disdain for the sausages served in tray-rat breakfast. After the …”

“While my mother has never gotten a high and tight, I have noticed an overwhelming …”

“Outside of the infantry (and even in it, some could argue), not all Marine Corps …”

“Well tonight is New Years Eve, try to make the best of it. I don’t …”

“This is the final part of the “Gift of Giving” series. I felt like a …”

“I’ll give you a hint:

It’s a dildo.

A green-dyed Clone-A-Willy™ to be exact.

Anyway, I don’t have …”

“’Tis the season, gents. The gift of giving is the best gift one can get! …”

“I’m sure all of those that donated to the Terminal Lance Toys for Tots fundraiser …”

“This is really more of a jab at how dumb Marines are than it is …”

“Before I talk about the strip, I’d like to take a moment to talk to …”

“Ah the dress blues, the golden pillar of Marine Corps recruiting. Who can resist that …”

“While I enjoy a Jack and Coke as much as anyone else, the alcohol problem …”

“The Jack Shack is a sort of magical place; a place where a Marine can …”

“Happy Thanksgiving, Marines.

Remember, having Thanksgiving in the chow hall with your friends is better than …”

“This is something I relate more to from my 2009 deployment to Camp Cupcake: al …”

“This is not meant to be a criticism of Colors itself, but rather the reaction …”

“According to Urban Dictionary, this is why the anonymous male figure fucking your wife and/or …”

“I wonder how many NJP’s would be reduced to a slap on the wrist, how …”

“I dunno what it is about the Marine Corps, but it is too often that …”

“**UPDATE**

The winner’s name is Sean Elliot.

There were a lot of great submissions to the Comic …”

“This strip is about Halloween… not Butter Bars…

Srsly…

Okay, well, it’s not my fault that 2nd …”

“

Gunny R. Lee Ermey is easily the most famous and well known Marine on the …”

“Oh boots… There is something magical about them, so saturated with opinions they think are …”

“I always wondered what it must be like for the average Staff NCO, higher ranking …”

“In terms of religious experience, Bootcamp is probably one of the most intense places that …”

“This is largely overdue, I had originally intended to do this strip back when I …”

“The phenomena associated with birthdays in the Marine Corps is second to none. Mention it’s …”

“It is an unfortunate reality that us Marines live in. The less we’re around females, …”

“I don’t personally dip; however, it has always boggled my mind how people who are …”

“Probably my worst memories of garrison life were at the local Armory in beautiful Kaneohe …”

“It is absolutely too common amongst Marines that they substitute… words… for some kind of …”

“While I won’t discount the notion of malingering being a real phenomenon within the Corps, …”

“In all honesty, I’m not sure whether or not this strip is about how much …”

“I’ve never gotten a moto-tattoo before. However, I imagine that for the Marines that do …”

“In regards to my 0341 friends… no one knows what you guys actually do. The …”

“Today I decided that instead of making fun of the Marine Corps I would make …”

“For as long as I remember being a Marine, I remember having a hate/hate relationship …”

“I mentioned before I don’t typically like to use pop-culture references in my jokes. For …”

“As I recall, I believe most of my time in the Marine Corps was spent …”

“I know it’s really boot to bring up bootcamp, but so many funny and stupid …”

“Well I still have no internet in my new apartment, but that doesn’t stop me …”

“Haircuts are a big part of Marine Corps culture. Whether you’re a reg-thumper, shit bag, …”

“Field Day is a pretty rough subject in the Corps. It is congruent with long …”

“This creature of lore is actually quite common within the Marine Corps. Mostly found in …”

“The term “Duty NCO” is usually taken extremely literally. For those of you that aren’t …”

“I think I speak for all Marines when I say one simple truth: I despise …”

“I don’t typically try to sell my punchlines on pop-culture references. However, I recently saw …”

“This idea was initially spurned by a comment on the Facebook fan page.

Well as I …”

“You may have noticed today’s strip doesn’t contain an official number designation. The reason for …”

“Marines bitching is a favorite pass time of everyone, including myself. However, one thing that …”

“When I realized today was time for Strip #51, I decided to do a tribute …”

“For my beloved readers that are not in the loop; “NAM” stands for “Navy/Marine Corps …”

“I decided to go in a somewhat ridiculous direction today. Lately my sense of humor …”

“I hate seeing soldiers in the airport. I think all Marines do. There’s something about …”

“My wife is Asian.

Now that I’m immune to all racial upset; I just wanted to …”

“Come on, Lieutenants, you had it coming. Throughout my 4 years I always tried to …”

“I’m sure before the war started, going to far away lands for training and exercises …”

“Well this is a pretty easy subject, I suppose. Everyone knows the guys that go …”

“Military wives are a great thing, however, when a wife takes her husband’s rank into …”

“A slightly late update on my part, due to the fact that I spent all …”

“Though it may seem like going from song to pubic arson is slightly far-fetched, I …”

“Rip It® is a registered trademark of Sundance Beverage Company.

I’ll just get straight to the …”

“*Edit*

After re-reading this when I woke up I realized I completely forgot to mention the …”

“It is a very common thing, and a very large problem in the Marine Corps. …”

“This is just something I always wondered, where does the Sergeant Major of the Marine …”

“It is with cheer and a grain of salt that I officially say goodbye to …”

“They exist all around us, Marines who talk big but when they’re home they dawn …”

“If this strip looks a little different, your eyes have not deceived you as you …”

“Sorry to cop out on you fine ladies and gentlemen, but I will be in …”

“The issue of gays in the military has always been a tough subject, but recently …”

“Rarely, in any circumstance, are mustaches an acceptable decision for facial hair. For the Marine, …”

“This is probably obviously inspired by recent events. As I mentioned previously, I went on …”

“During my tours of Iraq and my bouts with CAX and other periods of training, …”

“It was a tough decision, choosing which item should go on the bottom. While I …”

“Oh BAS, did you think you wouldn’t be immortalized in 3-panel glory? This strip isn’t …”

“I don’t think there’s a whole lot to say about this strip, I think the …”

“I almost felt bad about making this strip (almost), because I know that the challenge …”

“While I won’t say that this is necessarily a true story, I will say that …”

“I genuinely debated on doing this strip simply because I knew that the reference might …”

“This is actually a true story. Well, I dunno if Bill actually did any maniacal …”

“I think sometimes the crude sayings and terminology go widely unchecked, despite how common they …”

“Something that has always bothered those of us on the lower levels of the rank …”

“I’m just going to be blunt about this: I hate Ed Hardy.

At first I wasn’t …”

“This comic was inspired by recent events at my final physical. Over the years in …”

“Welcome to the 2nd of my MRE-themed strips. It wasn’t until after I started making …”

“Though I do believe that picking on POGs is somewhat of a cheap shot, I …”

“This occurrence is pretty common in my life. I refer to it as “The Stare,” …”

“Just as I’m beginning a spinoff on MRE’s, I’m thinking of going the same way …”

“The following is an update I made in the news post regarding this strip:

——————————————

I’d like …”

“I’d like to start by saying that this is a 100% true story. This happened …”

“Every Marine worth his or her salt should have a pair of Salty Cammies. They …”

“Does anyone remember the Splinter Cell games? I know I do. While I always preferred …”

“This strip may hit a bit too close to home for some. In all reality …”

“Throw it up gents! Represent your true colors, with the Lance Corporal hand signal. I …”

“A new platoon commander is a beautiful thing. Shiny, bright eyes anxious to unlock all …”

“Today’s strip is based on a true story. During my first deployment in ’07, many …”

“Going to the gym in the Marine Corps has always been kind of annoying for …”

“The Ugandan guards that protect the chow halls and posts around Iraq’s major bases always …”

“Hot off the heels of MLK Day, I unintentionally post this comic regarding the use …”

“The grasp of XBOX Live and the PlayStation Network over the Marine Corps is so …”

“I always thought it was kind of silly, the things we do in our service …”

“I often-times find the many dialects of the Marine Corps to be interesting, or at …”

“**UPDATE**

Check the “News” section for updates on the site and my personal rants that don’t …”