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MARINES! ATTENTION! This is a HOSTILE takeover! My name is 1stSgt Reynolds coming to you this morning from my beloved Camp Pendleton, California. I have COMMANDEERED this TERMINAL PANTS page in the name of good order and discipline. For FAR TOO LONG this account has POLLUTED the minds of junior Marines with whining, sarcasm, and the kind of UNSAT barracks humor that is INCOMPATIBLE with maintaining GOOD ORDER AND DISCIPLINE.
Let me be clear about something: I do not like this “Lance Corporal” Maximilian URINATE whatsoever. His “comics” have corrupted the very foundation of this beloved Corps and we can NO LONGER allow him to denigrate the legacy of 250 years of Marine Corps traditions.
Beginning today, there will be no more TERMINAL PANTS. You want funny? Here’s a funny comic for you: maybe if you didn’t COMPLAIN and MOAN all day, you’d get to be treated like the adult you THINK you are. If you think this is a joke, think again. Marines don’t need JOKES. Marines need DISCIPLINE. Marines need BEARING.
MAXIMILIAN URINATE had his fun, but his reign of laziness and mockery ENDS HERE. Consider this page under new management.
Semper Fidelis,
1stSgt Reynolds
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