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Unless you’ve been living under a rock or something, you probably saw that around 20,000 National Guard troops were deployed to DC in anticipation of next week’s Biden inauguration.
Honestly this is great. DC’s metropolitan area has surely been hit with the same economic downturn as most cities in America, so getting some troops in there to stimulate the strip clubs and Subways is really going to help turn things around. We can only hope that the capitol’s infrastructure can handle the influx of rock-solid MRE excrement and increased other bodily fluids entering its sewage system.
All of this is pretty crazy, but what I don’t understand is where the hell are their iso mats? Cold floors are no joke.
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