Terminal Lance #476 “Corpsman Up”

Doc always wants to be a Marine until it’s time to do Marine shit.

For the record, getting yelled at and forced to do dumb shit is definitely classified as Marine shit.

Ever platoon has at least one Corpsman, and somehow they always find a way to skate out of all of the shitty Marine shit. Of course, BAS is their go-to, but we all know they don’t actually do anything there. This is further backed up by the fact that Marines never actually go to medical, so I mean what would they be doing there?

Everyone loves Doc, but he’s also an asshole because he gets to get out of the daily suck since he’s Navy and they usually get treated like ‘people’ instead of pieces of shit. In that regard, Corpsman is kind of the best job in a platoon, if you ignore being forced to look at random sores on the genitals of your platoon every day, as well as anally violating Marines with thermometers…

Then again, they’re Navy, so they probably enjoy that too.