Terminal Lance “Happy Thanksgiving 2018”

November 20, 2018

Every year you will hear the same gestures of kindness coming from the mouths of Staff NCO’s across the Corps. Come over on Thanksgiving or Christmas day if you have nowhere to go. It seems genuine and nice, but no one would ever know if it’s for real…

…Because no Lance Corporal in their right mind would actually show up to a First Sergeant’s house of their own free will, for any reason.

Happy Thanksgiving, Marines!

Enjoy some turkey if you can. If you have duty, well I don’t really know what to tell you. Maybe start an EAS countdown timer on your phone?



Terminal Lance “Black Friday” Contest

November 25, 2016

Happy Black Friday!

Black Friday is an American holiday following Thanksgiving, where we give thanks to massive corporations and stab each other in the face for a 49″ LG 4k TV.

Today is also the day that active duty tanker with the Army, Kurt Schommer, won a Dell Inspiron laptop for his winning comic strip!

Thanksgiving is always a rough time if you’re away from home, so myself and Paul Szoldra from decided to take a trip out to Camp Pendleton last night and hit up the 3/5 barracks for some shenanigans and to drop off some free shit. These guys keep it real as fuck, it’s always great to be in a room full of grunts. A Happy Thanksgiving, indeed.


I want to give a huge shout out to Dell Camp Lejeune for running this contest with me! Check out their Black Friday deals here.

Below are some runner up strips that were also pretty great. (Click on them to view them in full size)


Christopher Mulvihill


Johnny Hair



CPL Nelson



Alberto Lopez


Garin Bailey


Christianna Golden


Adrian Noble


Zach Morris


Christopher Schenk