Maximilian

Creator


Terminal Lance #505 “Origin Story”

February 16, 2018

For every light, there must be a shadow. Within that shadow… Is Jodie… Doing unsavory things to your girl.

Since the dawn of the Corps, Jodie has terrorized its members and their significant others. He is everywhere and nowhere. He is the man that your girl works with, who knows you’re not in the country. He’s the name you can’t quite make out who sends the occasional Snapchat as she subtly hides her screen from your view. He’s that guy that likes all of your girl’s photos on Instagram, but not the ones with you in them.

Jodie is everywhere you’re not.

Jodie is a force of nature, existing only to put his peen in places it doesn’t belong. And he will. Because as long as Marines are doing Marine things, Jodie will always be back in the states trying to keep your girl warm.



Maximilian

Creator

Terminal Lance #442 “Bootcamp: The Care Package”

October 4, 2016

Bootcamp is a shitty 3 months.

As if you don’t have enough to worry about with sweaty, angry men yelling at you 24 hours a day, you never know what might be lurking in a box some good-intentioned family member or friend sent your way.

Comedian Sarah Silverman panicked yesterday after realizing she may have made a grave mistake for her recruit nephew.

Of course, in reality he will most likely be fine, assuming she didn’t send a box of dildos (possible, being familiar with her comedy). Sadly though, her sudden panic is actually a result of reading headlines surrounding the abuse scandals apparent to Parris Island Recruit Depot. I’ve stayed away from the subject on Terminal Lance, for the most part because I hate reading the comments. Hard-charging keyboard warriors act as if being thrown into a dryer is a regular occurrence that all recruits must suffer (it’s not).

Even without such flagrant abuse, boot camp is arduous and mostly awful. I’ve said it before, but I would much rather go back to Iraq than do another 3 months at MCRD being treated like a recruit. I feel the worst for those poor kids that spend months in medical recovery, being treated like recruits for much longer than originally intended.

On a side note, Recruit Toms might become my goto recurring character for all matters pertaining to boot camp. After I finished drawing this strip, I realized the poolee in the third panel looked a lot like my rendition of Jodie. I wonder if perhaps this is his origin story–a failed recruit–a fallen angel of sorts.

Only time will tell, but in the meantime, don’t be a dick with your care packages (literally and figuratively).

On a sidenote, I’m still looking for content and creators! Email me at maximilian.uriarte@terminallance.com with something funny. Preference goes to Active Duty, but I’m open to anyone¬†that is good.

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