Terminal Lance “Endgame”

April 26, 2019

Let’s be real here, Thanos is doing us all a favor. Or at the very least, he’s doing everyone in 2nd MARDIV a favor. Of course, knowing the luck of the average Lance Corporal, the Thanos snap would wipe out every rank in between E4 and E8 and leave nothing but Lance Corporals and E9’s and officers in the Corps.

Okay, I promised myself I wasn’t going to do another joke about 2nd MARDIV but it really is just the gift that keeps on giving…

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2nd Div is getting woken up like this in the barracks now 😂 🎵🎵 #terminallance #marinecorps #military #marines #usmc

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Godspeed, Marines of Camp Lejeune.



Terminal Lance “Happy Easter 2019!”

April 21, 2019

It’s Easter Sunday for 2nd Marine Division, which I’m sure is just another work day. In case you missed it, the 2nd MARDIV Commanding General put out a blanket division-wide order the other day that micromanages the schedules of every Marine under the command. This is because (as the letter states), Marines and sailors are walking around with long hair, nonexistent or poor shaves, unserviceable boots and utilities and improper civilian attire.

Essentially, it seems that the Commanding General traveled around the unit and got extremely triggered at the sight of some fat nasties. It’s typical Marine Corps stuff, nothing new really–though I do appreciate the callout by MajGen Furness to yours truly here.

In any case, Happy Easter, Marines! Especially you 2nd Division gents–I’m sure you’ll need some Cadbury Eggs to soothe the unit-wide bullshit for a few weeks.