3.63 million Americans born each year ÷ ~1,700 new Marine officers = roughly 1 Marine officer for every 2,100 births.
That’s about a 0.047% chance your child grows up to become a 2nd Lieutenant.
Are you comfortable with those odds? I’m not. It’s up to us to prevent 2nd Lieutenants from annoying Lance Corporals. To help, new paid TL Underground members this month receive a FREE condom.
Warriors,
The threat of the Green Weenie remains ever-present in our daily lives. It is incumbent upon us—and all that is chill and legit—to do our part to prevent the spread of future Commissioned Officers.
For the next 30 days, every new paid member of the TL Underground will receive one FREE official Terminal Lance condom, while supplies last.
That’s right. For once, joining Terminal Lance may actually prevent you from making a terrible life decision.
Terminal Lance has been free to read for more than 16 years, and I want to keep it that way.
The TL Underground is the membership side of Terminal Lance: a way for people who have been reading, sharing, commenting, and generally wasting government time with this comic to directly support its continued existence.
Your membership helps fund the comics, animation, games, weird projects, and everything else I’m trying to build without turning Terminal Lance into an endless parade of sponsored energy drinks and veteran lifestyle products.
In addition to your government-issued prophylactic device, Underground members get access to the members-only feed where I post things like:
I’m also going to be posting more regularly from the trenches while I work on the various projects currently consuming my life.
Join the TL Underground as a paid member during the campaign.
Make sure your mailing address is attached to your membership.
I’ll send you one Terminal Lance condom.
That’s it.
No raffles. No sweepstakes. No purchase of fourteen commemorative challenge coins required.
One new paid member. One condom.
While supplies last.
The Corps has enough Second Lieutenants.
Join the TL Underground.
Protect the force.
Prevent future officers.
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