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The Lance Corporal Underground

February 25, 2019

Did you see that study in the Marine Times? It said that barracks cut quality has gone way down since the Trump administration deported all of the Mexican Marines…


I heard that the government has a contract with a foreign toy manufacturer to collect haircut shavings every Sunday to fill stuffed animals…


My buddy at HQMC told me there’s a new Marine Corps Order coming next month… It says that black, white, Asian and Hispanic Marines will now be officially called Chocolate, Vanilla, Sriracha, and Taco-flavored Marines, respectively.


Rumor has it that General Neller just acquired the 6th Infinity Stone…


I heard that, starting next quarter, female Marines are going to start to have to get male regulation fade haircuts…


My buddy in the company office told me that the CO and 1stSgt are actually married. They collect BAH by living in the Company Office.


Rumor has it that next month’s Family Fun Day is officially going to be renamed The Dependa Games. It’s basically gonna be a live battle royale for Commissary and MCX coupons at one of the parks at base housing.


A group of geese is called a gaggle. A group of boots walking around Oceanside is called a ‘Boot-Boot Gagglefuck.’


I read that Jacksonville has taken the Time Magazine award for most unplanned pregnancies, STD’s and DUI’s in the US.


I heard that the creator of Terminal Lance has a new book coming out this summer and it looks legit…



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