Topic: Dating website failures (Read 18748 times)

Semper Scrotus · « **Reply #225 on:** September 27, 2012, 10:51:57 PM »

I don't understand why ya'll motherfuckers recommend POF

fucking fat chicks EVERYWHERE.

SemperFroggy · « **Reply #226 on:** September 28, 2012, 07:50:54 AM »

Quote from: Semper Scrotus on September 27, 2012, 10:51:57 PM

I don't understand why ya'll motherfuckers recommend POF

fucking fat chicks EVERYWHERE.

but their ads say they are just "a few pounds overweight" or "curvey" so we won't notice ROFL

Cage Rat · « **Reply #227 on:** September 28, 2012, 08:06:16 AM »

Go damn curvey. I love legit curvey gals. I really, really, do.

200+ pound sis not fucking curvey god damn it.

DJBluePyro · « **Reply #228 on:** September 28, 2012, 08:16:09 AM »

Yea, there is a BIG difference between fat and curvy.

<This guy likes curves. But is the anti-chubby chaser.

Generalmills · « **Reply #229 on:** September 28, 2012, 08:40:30 AM »

hahaha plenty of whales more like ha.

on topic with the FAT 'curvy' girls lol curves mean coke bottle not your belly fat hangs over your pants like a life saving floating lmao!

all of you +1 i love it ha

Semper Scrotus · « **Reply #230 on:** September 28, 2012, 11:07:50 AM »

Well people gave the impression that there were fuckable girls on this site..

Then I actually went on it.. DO NOT WANT, KILL IT WITH FIRE, I'M PUNCHING OUT.

If they're hot, they aren't real, or are bat shit crazy. I thought people on facebook were self absorbed assholes, this brings it to a whole new level. Reading these girls describing themselves makes me want to gouge out my eyeballs with a rusty nail. Why can't you just be normal and tell me what you like to do?

Holy fucking shit!

/rant

Lance Corporal Dunno · « **Reply #231 on:** September 28, 2012, 11:12:04 AM »

So curvy should look like this?

Not This?

SMK · « **Reply #232 on:** September 28, 2012, 11:41:51 AM »

No buns in the oven

Drunk Uncle PI · « **Reply #233 on:** September 28, 2012, 12:39:04 PM »

Quote from: SMK on September 28, 2012, 11:41:51 AM

No buns in the oven

Curvalicious

Cage Rat · « **Reply #234 on:** September 28, 2012, 12:44:59 PM »

Fuck you bro, I sprayed Coca Cola out my nose and onto my goverment PC.

Fuck you...

.. and +1

LiferLance · « **Reply #235 on:** September 29, 2012, 07:11:15 AM »

Dude, everytime I go on Craigslist I wind up bangin. In late 2004 I had a few extra tickets for a concert and no ride due to a group of my friends getting arrested in TJ and not being around anymore. So I post up an ad asking for a ride there and back for 3 tickets ($110 or so value) or a ride there or a ride back for 1-2. Well I got picked up by this chick who was a solid 6 maybe a 7 if I took out the contacts. She game me a ride there and then we got stopped leaving for being drunk and driving. The rentacop told us to park and get a ride or hed call the real po-po. So we get on the phone and she called her coke dealer to get us. The whole ride home was him trying to get her to blow him for a line. Needless to say Im a huge fan of CL and online dating.

That said, fetlife.com is great for kinky dating as its like facebook with really demented porn on it.

SMK · « **Reply #236 on:** September 29, 2012, 09:11:10 AM »

Does that stand for female engagement team life.com?

LiferLance · « **Reply #237 on:** September 30, 2012, 02:11:15 PM »

Quote from: SMK on September 29, 2012, 09:11:10 AM

Does that stand for female engagement team life.com?

No, thats a fetish nobody has!

Generalmills · « **Reply #238 on:** October 01, 2012, 01:07:35 PM »

Quote from: LiferLance on September 29, 2012, 07:11:15 AM

Dude, everytime I go on Craigslist I wind up bangin. In late 2004 I had a few extra tickets for a concert and no ride due to a group of my friends getting arrested in TJ and not being around anymore. So I post up an ad asking for a ride there and back for 3 tickets ($110 or so value) or a ride there or a ride back for 1-2. Well I got picked up by this chick who was a solid 6 maybe a 7 if I took out the contacts. She game me a ride there and then we got stopped leaving for being drunk and driving. The rentacop told us to park and get a ride or hed call the real po-po. So we get on the phone and she called her coke dealer to get us. The whole ride home was him trying to get her to blow him for a line. Needless to say Im a huge fan of CL and online dating.

That said, fetlife.com is great for kinky dating as its like facebook with really demented porn on it.

this place is where dreams go to die...i took a look at this place today...ohh my god. a piece of me died today that ill never get back. seriously so weird...

Copecwby20 · « **Reply #239 on:** October 25, 2012, 01:11:38 PM »

I'm just gonna leave this one right here, Courtesy of POF.com

Drunk Uncle PI · « **Reply #240 on:** October 25, 2012, 01:16:35 PM »

Nice body, I would smash. Just to use her Handicap parking spot, and for love

ElKabong197 · « **Reply #241 on:** October 25, 2012, 01:48:42 PM »

Quote from: Copecwby20 on October 25, 2012, 01:11:38 PM

I'm just gonna leave this one right here, Courtesy of POF.com

(click to show/hide)

I dont...know...who...she is...looking....at.

Tal · « **Reply #242 on:** October 25, 2012, 05:22:43 PM »

If she really does have some kind of cerebral palsy (going off the braces she is using) she has done a great job of keeping herself in shape. mad props to her

IDontKnowWhatToDoWithMyHands · « **Reply #243 on:** October 25, 2012, 11:03:41 PM »

I recently did the free account setup for eharmony and found out... you can't see ANY PICS without paying. I'm not saying I'm trolling for some supermodel bikini pics, just a damn face pic, so I know it's (probably) a person and not just a spambot.

Tried to troll some of the christian sites and (again) got hit with a subscription fee (for messaging, this time).
Also tried to troll a few of top google sites as a "man for man" and found many other trolls. I guess my LOL answers to questions are too obvious/common...

Suicide_Nooch · « **Reply #244 on:** November 09, 2012, 09:01:37 AM »

Quote from: Cage Rat on September 28, 2012, 08:06:16 AM

Go damn curvey. I love legit curvey gals. I really, really, do.

200+ pound sis not fucking curvey god damn it.

This is probably the limit of curviness for me, anything more than this is unacceptable.

^I would rub my face all over that though

DJBluePyro · « **Reply #245 on:** November 09, 2012, 09:18:58 AM »

Quote from: Suicide_Nooch on November 09, 2012, 09:01:37 AM

Quote from: Cage Rat on September 28, 2012, 08:06:16 AM
Go damn curvey. I love legit curvey gals. I really, really, do.

200+ pound sis not fucking curvey god damn it.

This is probably the limit of curviness for me, anything more than this is unacceptable.

^I would rub my face all over that though

I'd rub alot of things all over that, but I'm a big Soul Caliber fan and up until 3 I could kick ass with Ivy. Combos last for days.

Kung Fu Hamster · « **Reply #246 on:** November 11, 2012, 07:57:33 PM »

Quote from: Generalmills on October 01, 2012, 01:07:35 PM

Quote from: LiferLance on September 29, 2012, 07:11:15 AM
Dude, everytime I go on Craigslist I wind up bangin. In late 2004 I had a few extra tickets for a concert and no ride due to a group of my friends getting arrested in TJ and not being around anymore. So I post up an ad asking for a ride there and back for 3 tickets ($110 or so value) or a ride there or a ride back for 1-2. Well I got picked up by this chick who was a solid 6 maybe a 7 if I took out the contacts. She game me a ride there and then we got stopped leaving for being drunk and driving. The rentacop told us to park and get a ride or hed call the real po-po. So we get on the phone and she called her coke dealer to get us. The whole ride home was him trying to get her to blow him for a line. Needless to say Im a huge fan of CL and online dating.

That said, fetlife.com is great for kinky dating as its like facebook with really demented porn on it.

this place is where dreams go to die...i took a look at this place today...ohh my god. a piece of me died today that ill never get back. seriously so weird...

FUCK YOU FETLIFE IS AWESOME

AdmantAegis · « **Reply #247 on:** December 11, 2012, 01:06:49 AM »

Hammy Likes to dress up in latex and be spanked like he's a bad boy.

nrdsgtbck101 · « **Reply #248 on:** January 01, 2013, 06:34:37 PM »

I just found this girl I used to know on POF. She started hating me out of nowhere. Time to troll.

Inviktus · « **Reply #249 on:** January 01, 2013, 07:21:41 PM »

POF is the dive bar of dating sites. It's basically full of baby momma, J-ville/O-side type chicks (and shirtless dudes with chinstrap beards.) Match.com is okay but you have to pay and the layout isn't that great. OKCupid is free and by far the best.

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