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Semper Scrotus on September 27, 2012, 10:51:57 PM
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I don't understand why ya'll motherfuckers recommend POF

fucking fat chicks EVERYWHERE.
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SemperFroggy on September 28, 2012, 07:50:54 AM
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I don't understand why ya'll motherfuckers recommend POF

fucking fat chicks EVERYWHERE.
but their ads say they are just "a few pounds overweight" or "curvey" so we won't notice ROFL
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Cage Rat on September 28, 2012, 08:06:16 AM
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Go damn curvey. I love legit curvey gals. I really, really, do.

200+ pound sis not fucking curvey god damn it.

DJBluePyro on September 28, 2012, 08:16:09 AM
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Yea, there is a BIG difference between fat and curvy.
 
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Generalmills on September 28, 2012, 08:40:30 AM
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hahaha plenty of whales more like ha.

on topic with the FAT 'curvy' girls lol curves mean coke bottle not your belly fat hangs over your pants like a life saving floating lmao!

all of you +1 i love it ha
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Semper Scrotus on September 28, 2012, 11:07:50 AM
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Well people gave the impression that there were fuckable girls on this site..

Then I actually went on it.. DO NOT WANT, KILL IT WITH FIRE, I'M PUNCHING OUT.

If they're hot, they aren't real, or are bat shit crazy. I thought people on facebook were self absorbed assholes, this brings it to a whole new level. Reading these girls describing themselves makes me want to gouge out my eyeballs with a rusty nail. Why can't you just be normal and tell me what you like to do???? Holy fucking shit!


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Lance Corporal Dunno on September 28, 2012, 11:12:04 AM
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So curvy should look like this?



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SMK on September 28, 2012, 11:41:51 AM
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Drunk Uncle PI on September 28, 2012, 12:39:04 PM
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Cage Rat on September 28, 2012, 12:44:59 PM
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Fuck you bro, I sprayed Coca Cola out my nose and onto my goverment PC.

Fuck you...

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LiferLance on September 29, 2012, 07:11:15 AM
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Dude, everytime I go on Craigslist I wind up bangin. In late 2004 I had a few extra tickets for a concert and no ride due to a group of my friends getting arrested in TJ and not being around anymore. So I post up an ad asking for a ride there and back for 3 tickets ($110 or so value) or a ride there or a ride back for 1-2. Well I got picked up by this chick who was a solid 6 maybe a 7 if I took out the contacts. She game me a ride there and then we got stopped leaving for being drunk and driving. The rentacop told us to park and get a ride or hed call the real po-po. So we get on the phone and she called her coke dealer to get us. The whole ride home was him trying to get her to blow him for a line. Needless to say Im a huge fan of CL and online dating.

That said, fetlife.com is great for kinky dating as its like facebook with really demented porn on it.
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SMK on September 29, 2012, 09:11:10 AM
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Does that stand for female engagement team life.com?
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LiferLance on September 30, 2012, 02:11:15 PM
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Does that stand for female engagement team life.com?

No, thats a fetish nobody has!
Yossarian [29|Sep 07:53 AM]:   oh god. imagine a mustang seabee chaplain?!

Generalmills on October 01, 2012, 01:07:35 PM
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Dude, everytime I go on Craigslist I wind up bangin. In late 2004 I had a few extra tickets for a concert and no ride due to a group of my friends getting arrested in TJ and not being around anymore. So I post up an ad asking for a ride there and back for 3 tickets ($110 or so value) or a ride there or a ride back for 1-2. Well I got picked up by this chick who was a solid 6 maybe a 7 if I took out the contacts. She game me a ride there and then we got stopped leaving for being drunk and driving. The rentacop told us to park and get a ride or hed call the real po-po. So we get on the phone and she called her coke dealer to get us. The whole ride home was him trying to get her to blow him for a line. Needless to say Im a huge fan of CL and online dating.

That said, fetlife.com is great for kinky dating as its like facebook with really demented porn on it.


this place is where dreams go to die...i took a look at this place today...ohh my god. a piece of me died today that ill never get back. seriously so weird...
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Copecwby20 on October 25, 2012, 01:11:38 PM
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I'm just gonna leave this one right here, Courtesy of POF.com

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Drunk Uncle PI on October 25, 2012, 01:16:35 PM
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Nice body, I would smash.  Just to use her Handicap parking spot, and for love
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MinorityReport on October 25, 2012, 01:48:42 PM
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I'm just gonna leave this one right here, Courtesy of POF.com

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I dont...know...who...she is...looking....at.
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Tal on October 25, 2012, 05:22:43 PM
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If she really does have some kind of cerebral palsy (going off the braces she is using) she has done a great job of keeping herself in shape. mad props to her
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IDontKnowWhatToDoWithMyHands on October 25, 2012, 11:03:41 PM
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I recently did the free account setup for eharmony and found out... you can't see ANY PICS without paying. I'm not saying I'm trolling for some supermodel bikini pics, just a damn face pic, so I know it's (probably) a person and not just a spambot.

Tried to troll some of the christian sites and (again) got hit with a subscription fee (for messaging, this time).
Also tried to troll a few of top google sites as a "man for man" and found many other trolls. I guess my LOL answers to questions are too obvious/common...
« Last Edit: October 26, 2012, 12:41:36 AM by IDontKnowWhatToDoWithMyHands »
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Suicide_Nooch on November 09, 2012, 09:01:37 AM
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Go damn curvey. I love legit curvey gals. I really, really, do.

200+ pound sis not fucking curvey god damn it.

This is probably the limit of curviness for me, anything more than this is unacceptable.


^I would rub my face all over that though

DJBluePyro on November 09, 2012, 09:18:58 AM
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Go damn curvey. I love legit curvey gals. I really, really, do.

200+ pound sis not fucking curvey god damn it.

This is probably the limit of curviness for me, anything more than this is unacceptable.


^I would rub my face all over that though

I'd rub alot of things all over that, but I'm a big Soul Caliber fan and up until 3 I could kick ass with Ivy. Combos last for days.
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Kung Fu Hamster on November 11, 2012, 07:57:33 PM
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Dude, everytime I go on Craigslist I wind up bangin. In late 2004 I had a few extra tickets for a concert and no ride due to a group of my friends getting arrested in TJ and not being around anymore. So I post up an ad asking for a ride there and back for 3 tickets ($110 or so value) or a ride there or a ride back for 1-2. Well I got picked up by this chick who was a solid 6 maybe a 7 if I took out the contacts. She game me a ride there and then we got stopped leaving for being drunk and driving. The rentacop told us to park and get a ride or hed call the real po-po. So we get on the phone and she called her coke dealer to get us. The whole ride home was him trying to get her to blow him for a line. Needless to say Im a huge fan of CL and online dating.

That said, fetlife.com is great for kinky dating as its like facebook with really demented porn on it.


this place is where dreams go to die...i took a look at this place today...ohh my god. a piece of me died today that ill never get back. seriously so weird...

FUCK YOU FETLIFE IS AWESOME
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AdmantAegis on December 11, 2012, 01:06:49 AM
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nrdsgtbck101 on January 01, 2013, 06:34:37 PM
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I just found this girl I used to know on POF. She started hating me out of nowhere. Time to troll.
Pull ups...Flexed arm hang...until they start letting me suck cock for chevrons, rockers, and awards, I can't give a fuck.

Inviktus on January 01, 2013, 07:21:41 PM
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POF is the dive bar of dating sites. It's basically full of baby momma, J-ville/O-side type chicks (and shirtless dudes with chinstrap beards.) Match.com is okay but you have to pay and the layout isn't that great. OKCupid is free and by far the best.


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