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I dunno, I just don't like being called a dog.
Steve-O on April 26, 2012, 05:11:04 PM
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Nobody told me we had an Air Force when I was 18.......I wound up an 0311.

irritator on April 26, 2012, 05:40:51 PM
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Yeah,...So?

Well, my name got changed. Not back, just changed.

Sgt Hatred on April 27, 2012, 04:59:06 AM
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At least there is no stupid fucking duckface.

Malhavoc on April 27, 2012, 08:12:15 AM
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Kinda long but worth it.
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Sgt Asada. Carne Type on April 27, 2012, 08:53:29 AM
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RazorBurn on April 27, 2012, 09:11:56 AM
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How about the face of the guy(s) carrying her, poor bastards.
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Waffen on April 27, 2012, 09:18:14 AM
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How about the face of the guy(s) carrying her, poor bastards.

The guy on her right seems to be enjoying it.

SSGT Corvus on April 27, 2012, 09:43:46 AM
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it's always the fat nasties who wanna take their tits out
Can we just clone Corvus and have a Corvus-clone mod army?

DocThunderChin on April 27, 2012, 10:11:28 AM
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Maximilian [31|Aug 09:42 AM]: I Max, do hereby declare DocThunderChin is awesome. 

ElKabong197 [06|Nov 09:11 PM]:   romnytards be mad

Yossarian [17|Jul 05:44 AM]: Dtcs dickgazing hours are from 09-0330

DocThunderChin on April 27, 2012, 10:27:18 AM
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Maximilian [31|Aug 09:40 AM]: Well at least one person in the Navy in this bawks is awesome.
Maximilian [31|Aug 09:42 AM]: I Max, do hereby declare DocThunderChin is awesome. 

ElKabong197 [06|Nov 09:11 PM]:   romnytards be mad

Yossarian [17|Jul 05:44 AM]: Dtcs dickgazing hours are from 09-0330

frankieb on April 27, 2012, 10:40:37 AM
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Wanted - CHILDRENS DVDS
Movies wanted for children aged 5 and up - will take all unwanted DVDs!

From Me to *********@**********.org:

Hey there!

I'm trying to get rid of a bunch of movies I've had since I was a kid. The movie stores won't take them, and it would be a shame for me to just throw them out. I'd love to pass them on to people who can enjoy them. Let me know if you are interested.

Mike

From Julia ****** to Me:

Mike - Which movies do you have and how much do you want for them?

From Me to Julia ******:

Julia,

Here is the full list:

Alvin and the Chipmunks
Alladin
Backdoor Creampies 2
Beauty and the Beast
Big Black Threesome
Fantasia
Finally 18 and Legal
The Lion King
Mattress Slaves 3
The Mighty Ducks
Toy Story
Wet Squirters 5

Please let me know which ones you want.

Thanks,

Mike

From Julia ****** to Me:

Mike...some of those titles are inappropriate.

From Me to Julia ******:

Julia,

Which titles are inappropriate?

Mike

From Julia ****** to Me:

I think you know which ones...

From Me to Julia ******:

Are you talking about Fantasia? I know, I thought it was a Vietnam war movie too. I assure you it has nothing to do with Asia and is completely appropriate for children. The only other title I think you are referring to as inappropriate is The Lion King, but I think you are confusing that with "The Scorpion King," the violent movie starring Dwayne Johnson. While the Lion King does have adult themes, it is nothing like The Scorpion King.

I hope this clears things up.

Mike

From Julia ****** to Me:

No...explain to me how these movies are for children??? Backdoor Creampies, Big Black Threesome, Finally 18 and Legal, Mattress Slaves 3, Wet Squirters 5. It sounds to me like you are trying to throw out your porn collection.

From Me to Julia ******:

Pornography? What a disgusting accusation! What kind of a person do you think I am? You have a really perverted mind if you think those movies are adult films.

You've really never heard of those movies? Where was your childhood? I'll find the plot summaries for you.

Backdoor Creampies - Cindy, a little girl with big ambitions, decides to open a bakery in her parents kitchen - selling pies to children who come to her backyard. Cindy learns that running a business isn't all fun and games in this hilarious tale of entrepreneurship.

Big Black Threesome - Barry, Billy and Bernie are three lovable black bears who have zany adventures during their quest for honey.

Finally 18 and Legal - A coming of age story about a young girl who becomes an independent woman.

Mattress Slaves 3 - Part 3 of the shocking documentary about slave labor in the mattress industry of third world countries. (Acceptable for kids, and in my opinion, a necessity to educate them on some real world issues. I never bought a foreign mattress again after this eye-opener.)

Wet Squirters 5 - The Squirters gang is back again in this heartwarming tale about a group of whales who try to find their long lost father in a vast ocean of wet sea critters.

Once again, I hope this clears things up for you.

Mike

From Julia ****** to Me:

You expect me to believe that all of those movies simply have unfortunate titles? Nice try.

From Me to Julia ******:

Sorry to disappoint your sick mind Julia, but yes, they are all children's movies. So do you want them or not?

By the way, I just found 3 more movies to add to the collection I am offering:

Toy Story 2
James and the Giant Peach
Walt Disney's Double Penetration Cockblasts 3

Mike

From Julia ****** to Me:

Okay I've had enough of this. You are a nut.

From Me to Julia ******:

Think of the children, Julia. They will never get to enjoy these classic films because of you.

From Julia ****** to Me:

Go to hell.

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damn03 on April 27, 2012, 10:48:52 AM
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+1, this was hilarious

RazorBurn on April 27, 2012, 10:50:26 AM
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Yossarian on April 27, 2012, 10:53:09 AM
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MountainSquid on April 27, 2012, 11:12:32 AM
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Maximilian [22|Sep 01:56 AM]: My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard.
Sgt Rod [08|Nov 02:44 AM]: you suck at being a nerd MS
SSgtDunno [04|Jan 08:22 PM]: i could totes use a drink of water down there.. i get so parched

Yossarian on April 27, 2012, 12:02:01 PM
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They come with fire, they come with axes... gnawing, biting, breaking, hacking, burning. Destroyers and usurpers, curse them.
Gall [03|Mar 10:18 PM]:   I hope you get run over by a dump truck full of baby dicks
Corvus: yoss hates and knows everything
Today at 07:14:04 PM

Shia LeBoot on April 27, 2012, 12:55:25 PM
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I lost so hard on Game of Thrones.  Well played, originator.  Well played indeed.
I'm not reading all that shit and have no idea what you're arguing about but I feel confident in saying that one of you is profoundly retarded and the other one agrees with me.

damn03 on April 27, 2012, 01:20:40 PM
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I lost so hard on Game of Thrones.  Well played, originator.  Well played indeed.

whats game of thrones?

Kung Fu Hamster on April 27, 2012, 01:56:26 PM
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That Game of Thrones needs moar GWB/Hodor.
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damn03 on April 27, 2012, 02:40:03 PM
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T-Rel on April 28, 2012, 05:11:05 AM
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Andy on April 28, 2012, 09:47:52 AM
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I know E-2s who could win Oscars with their lying/acting skills.

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RazorBurn on April 28, 2012, 10:15:25 AM
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That was funny as fuck, how did the dude post that he was banned, if in fact he was banned?



Now that I read the whole 2 pages its even funnier, and I think I know how he posted.


and now that I read Damn03's post I learned.
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Malhavoc on April 28, 2012, 10:16:47 AM
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I think he posted something, then Max using his super powers went in and edited the post to suit his needs.