Terminal Lance

Hey everyone, I’ve got ten limited edition Terminal Lance #30 “The Lance Corporal Food Pyramid” prints here rearing to go. Check out the eBay listing here:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=260658680792#ht_500wt_1154

Sorry no free shipping this time, I don’t have the same perks in California I had in Oregon.

Anyone in the Bay Area happen to want to hire a FIDM fashion design grad? My wife is still on the job hunt, if you can help drop me an email.

Hello folks, thank you for bearing with my leave of absence. I just wanted to let you all know that Terminal Lance will be back up with new content shortly. My wife and I are scraping by in our new apartment, currently with no internet. Once my internet gets up and running next week I’ll be able to continue on with regular updates.

As of now, I’m just mooching some Starbucks AT&T Free WiFi for the time being.

Thank you all for your patience, life is a bitch.

PS: Check out the Marine Corps Times this week for a story featuring an interview with yours truly!

Heads up everyone, Terminal Lance will be back next week (hopefully) with new content. I’m currently on the road; I’m actually writing this blog post at a rest area on my iPhone.

Anyway, have a good week and I’ll see you soon!

Terminal Lance is currently looking for sponsors. Click the contact button and shoot me an email for the details!

Hey everyone, the prints are available for sale on eBay now. They will be up for 7 days, 10 limited edition prints of Terminal Lance #22!

The price on the items have gone up from last time, but that’s because I’m offering a great deal on FedEx Air shipping, and donating 10% of the proceeds to the Wounded Warrior Project.

Check out the listing here.

As always, it is LIMIT ONE PER CUSTOMER. I will not ship multiple prints to the same buyer, so don’t bother.

I recently started doing Yelp for those of you into that sort of thing. Feel free to add me or take a look at where I’m checking in.

Reservists can’t take a joke. Apparently some of them think they’re exempt from my indiscriminate humor.

Bottom line: If it involves the Marine Corps, and I find a way to make it into a 3-panel joke… expect it to be in a strip.

Happy 4th of July, Marines! Take advantage of the fireworks displays and go out and have some fun, for you Marines stateside anyway.

The rest of you out on deployment, try to enjoy yourselves. I’m sure the DFAC’s are putting on some cheesy event like they always do. I always thought it was funny and slightly ironic that the DFAC’s overseas would fill their halls with patriotic symbols and colors, done usually by local contractors that were anything but American.

Hey there motivators, I just hooked up a Twitter account. Unfortunately the name “terminallance” was already taken, so check it out at:

http://twitter.com/tlcplmax